the gun bed

[Kenny]

ever wonder how fast you can grab your gun in the middle of the night ?

well this bed takes away the confusion   , be prepared  don't let the  bad guys  catch you by surprise

[Mister Obvious]

I'm partial to this handy-dandy little firearm...

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It fits comfortably in the rectal cavity for easy access, every time.