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10-16-2017, 09:49 AM
I was captive in a building with a monster in loosely human form, looked more like a satyr.
I kept running from the monster dude, but then I got tired of it and was like fuck it, I’m gonna try some shit and he’s either gonna go for it, or he’s gonna kill me.
So I just step into this bedroom (with an attached bathroom) and I make a little noise and wait for him to come find me.
He busts into the room all pissed and stands there like he’s about to attack and I’m like “HEY!” ... and then I start stepping toward him. I say some sexual shit like “I want to fuck” and I fearlessly approach him with my hand out.
I get up to him and start stroking his chest and continue on with the “seduction” and to my surprise, he’s going for it. I reach my hands into his satyr pants to reveal his penis, which is now erect.
Well this is where it gets weird...
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I get his penis in my hands, totally ready to pounce on that shit... like 100% ready AF.
But I take a look at his penis and it’s... well crusted up with a lot of buildup, I mean it looked like he hadn’t used it in a LONG time.
I’m like wait up, I’ma have to clean this motherfucker off! So I DETACH HIS PENIS AND TAKE IT IN THE BATHROOM, looking over my shoulder like “BRB!”
I get to the sink and start rinsing it off and then I realize...
That’s a pretty big dick. I don’t know why I thought it’d be small.
And then I realize...
It looks like SHAMU!!!!!!!
You know, the KILLER WHALE!!!!!?!?!?!!!!!!
https://touristmeetstraveler.com/wp-cont...aworld.jpg
So I get it clean and I’m on my way to put it back on him thinking, “This Shamu dicked motherfucker!”
And that was the dream, then I woke up.
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I’m partly aroused and partly confused.
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What the hell is with a dream like that?! I mean really!?
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(10-16-2017, 09:58 AM)Trix Wrote: I get his penis in my hands, totally ready to pounce on that shit... like 100% ready AF.
But I take a look at his penis and it’s... well crusted up with a lot of buildup, I mean it looked like he hadn’t used it in a LONG time.
I’m like wait up, I’ma have to clean this motherfucker off! So I DETACH HIS PENIS AND TAKE IT IN THE BATHROOM, looking over my shoulder like “BRB!”
I get to the sink and start rinsing it off and then I realize...
That’s a pretty big dick. I don’t know why I thought it’d be small.
And then I realize...
It looks like SHAMU!!!!!!!
You know, the KILLER WHALE!!!!!?!?!?!!!!!!
https://touristmeetstraveler.com/wp-cont...aworld.jpg
So I get it clean and I’m on my way to put it back on him thinking, “This Shamu dicked motherfucker!”
And that was the dream, then I woke up.
I know what your dream means, Trix. Can I say or should I pm to you?
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PM it to me...
Very curious.
can you ladies please tell us what this means , because right now i can only think of lorena bobbitt
gg and trix have started a new quest collect penis'
guys now might be the time to get a sturdy lockable belt and wear it to bed even
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Holy fuck...
You guys.
Oh my God.
I'm shook...
I have this bracelet with Kokopelli on it, I got it at an antique shop years ago.
I was randomly looking at it tonight trying to remember WTF that figure was called.
I just knew it was a southwestern Native American symbol...
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c...li.svg.png
So it's basically the Native American version of Pan...
Quote:He has the hindquarters, legs, and horns of a goat, in the same manner as a faun or satyr.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_(god)
So I got curious about Kokopelli and decided to look into it a little more...
And I find THIS:
Quote:Kokopelli is often depicted with an inhumanly large phallus. Among the Ho-Chunk, this penis is detachable, and he sometimes leaves it in a river in order to have sex with girls who bathe there.
http://www.crystalinks.com/kokopelli.html
Holy shit.
I dreamed about Pan/Kokopelli, the fertility god, the trickster with a detachable penis before I EVER EVEN KNEW ABOUT THE MYTHOS.
You were visited
I always wondered if you were married Trix... I mean Hohokam
I had some dream about you being very mean to my penis.
Not in a good way,but a pissed off feminist/antifascist/lesbian way
Most memorable you told me to lay my penis on a table and I did you smacked it with a rubber mallet.
You turned and walk away saying "try again next time".
(11-15-2018, 02:17 AM)Trix Wrote: I have this bracelet with Kokopelli on it, I got it at an antique shop years ago.
I was randomly looking at it tonight trying to remember WTF that figure was called.
By the strangest coincidence, I was trying to remember that little fucker's name yesterday too.
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Among the Ho-Chunk, this penis is detachable, and he sometimes leaves it in a river in order to have sex with girls who bathe there.
Shamu lived in water, and was surrounded by girls, too ;)
Watch at 8:00min & 11:00min, and probably a bunch of other minutes, too (I just glanced at this quickly)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh5Eigt_dhQ
p.s. and now I just saw 11:26, my goodness...
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Your own... detachable... penis....
I think the dream is actually how you view men. You separate them from their penis. You value them as separate entities. This may or may not have a strategic advantage in life.
11-17-2018, 12:40 PM
I always thought the detachable penis spammer on the other site was sending code about Osiris penis.
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It’s true, I would still love and want men even if they were penisless.
Even if they lost the goods in an unfortunate shmelting accident...
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