Let's get drunk and screw!

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[Mister Obvious]

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[Kenny]

I would be very afraid to get drunk with trix , she is most likely a witch and would slip some evil herbs into your drink hell even getting nude with her is frightening i imagine she might chop my balls off for some kind of stew

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

I would be very afraid to get drunk with trix , she is most likely a witch and would slip some evil herbs into your drink hell even getting nude with her is frightening i imagine she might chop my balls off for some kind of stew

Don't eat the red jello...

S'all I'ma say.

[user113]

I would be very afraid to get drunk with trix , she is most likely a witch and would slip some evil herbs into your drink hell even getting nude with her is frightening i imagine she might chop my balls off for some kind of stew

Nah, she ain't like that. She might tickle you to death with a feather, but you'd die giggling. So it's not all bad.

[user113]

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

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This is my favorite version of this song.

[Cream of Caulk]

I once stepped in people shit in the bathroom at the drive in movie theater and tracked it into my date's car and didn't realize it until the odor started permeating. It was our first date and it's always that gross stuff that happens that makes them want to ask you out again. He called later that night while I was puking from being drunk and asked me out again, well our second date ended up at the health department clinic and I got some free antibiotics. I tried to deny that I gave it to him but he told me he was a virgin, we had so much fun that summer. He was the hot guy that mowed my neighbors lawn.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh Creamy.

Creamy, Creamy, Creamy.

I'd love to come to a family dinner and kick it with you after everybody gets drunk.

[Cream of Caulk]

I'd fall asleep but you could tattoo my body with a sharpie if you want to though.