I have a deeply romantic attraction to message boards...

[Mister Obvious]

They make me feel the sex.

[user113]

You would've had spontaneous orgasms back in the dialup BBS days then.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh, internet.

Internet.

*bites lip*

[zenba]

*tickles the keyboard into posting long posts that delve deep*

*probes your ports while you read*

[Mister Obvious]

MIND. SEX.

[user113]

I'll just leave this here.

[Mister Obvious]

Relevance bump...

Your forum, my forum, it doesn’t matter.

I want to fuck it and that’s all there is to it...

Keep it away from me or keep an eye on me when I’m around it, because I will forumicate with your message board.

[Mister Obvious]

Did you happen to see the most beautiful forum the world...

[Crille]

You ought to stay clear of asian forums...

[Mister Obvious]

LOL...

[Crille]

Lmao did you just facepalm me Trixie?

[Mister Obvious]

[Crille]

*Ponders the appropriate punishment of 1x facepalm, and the 2x version*

[Mister Obvious]

I'm a masochist.

[Crille]

Now imagine if the punishment wasn´t physical but an actual punishment like no tea for one month per instance of facepalm. That´s half a year of no tea Trixie

[Mister Obvious]

LMAO...

Bro that is like cruel as shit.

[Crille]

Yeah you´d have to do something special to get your tea privileges back.

[Mister Obvious]

Pft.

I'll never drink tea again.

[Crille]

*Pours a cup of Earl Grey*

*sip*

[user151]

This thread makes me want to run right out and post on a message.... Oh, wait.


Cue the Quadruple Facepalm Exploding Heart trick.