If I seem distracted lately, it's because I'm...

[Cream of Caulk]

lol! for real, i just got lelo in the mail! How long does it take to charge?

[Mister Obvious]

I just leave it plugged in for like 5 hours or so until the light stops blinking! I think it comes with charging directions!

[Cream of Caulk]

it didn't take that long, it took under an hour to charge! i did register it, that is a classy piece of equipment!

i'm done, i wasn't even horny and i couldn't wait to try it, I think i am getting my period so i just have big swollen titties in pain, kinda hoping i'm pregnant though.

[Mister Obvious]

I hope you're pregnant too.

[Cream of Caulk]

also have to hope that it's not growing in my tube since my tubes are tied and hope I'm one of those lucky ladies that get's pregnant and has a normal pregnancy with tied tubes. 

i'm going to buy a pregnancy test from the dollar store, believe it or not those things are accurate af.