Bentinho Massaro: How To Use Parallel Realities and Shift Into an Alternate Universe

[Mister Obvious]

10:30 roflmfao Noel is brilliant dude bahahahaha this is some good shit.

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11:25 wow, LOL. Bentinho's Birthday Bash!

The Gatsby cheers pic recreation was not bang on, but whatevs.

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12:08 lol WHERE IS THE SOFT MIND CONTROL MUSIC COMING FROM?!?!? BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

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LOL what a great video.

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Man honestly though I gotta keep it real...

I truly don't hate Bentinho, that fucking guy has a right to exist...

And if his cringey, dorky little ass really can get a fucking culty following, then damn, good for him.

Really.

What else is there in life but pleasure, feeding one's needs and desires, satiating oneself.

I totally get it...

I ain't hatin' on Bentinho.

But, lol, also, stop.

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Like spiritually there is nothing left for Bentinho to tell, it's all been said.

He could reiterate it ad infinitum I guess, but what would be the point?

He's already done it better than he could ever do it again.

So what the heck is he supposed to do with his life I guess is the question.

Well, enjoy yourself but try to stave off the weight gain for as long as possible.

Ew, what am I even saying? I bet Bentinho is a vegantard...

Poor things always look so famished.