I'm jelly of everybody who gets to have sex!

[Mister Obvious]

Well...

Not really jealous of ugly people.

But super jelly of all the hot people banging super hard tonight!

I haven't had sex in so long I'm pretty sure my tang hole has grown together!

[Mister Obvious]

It's not fair that I don't get to do the sex!

[Mister Obvious]

I should be making sex tonight!

[Mister Obvious]

I'm so transparent and open!

I'm so generous with my thoughts!

I'm so honest!

Everybody look at me!

I haven't had sex in a really long time!

[Mister Obvious]

Help!

[Crille]

awwwwwww

[Crille]

Here you can have a love song instead

[Mister Obvious]

THANKS DUDE THAT'S PRETTY HOT.

[Crille]

[Kenny]

Now i cant stop thinking about your pussy lips being stuck together , use some chaps stick to unseal the cavern

[Mister Obvious]

*cringes*

[Guest]

Hey Babe, Let's Cyber.

[Julian]

You must not think all those sexual things , focus on knitting yourself. proper headscarf and garments so you are properly covered from head to toe. This prevents all the lonely western males from being tempted beyond what they are able to handle. Perhaps if you are obediant unto ALLAH then i could write you into the script of a movie i am writing called ' sharia summer' . It is about a blonde western evildoer who whores herself to a prince in Arabia hoping to elevate her standing . It is a dark comedy.

[Mister Obvious]

Ew.

[Mister Obvious]

Bro I think you need a hug.