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02-17-2018, 11:48 PM
My level of disgust is equal in proportion to the width of the underwear. The thinner the covering, the more I want to puke in my mouth. Slutty shorts, that's an acceptable width of crotch covering. Swimsuits and stuff like that though, agh. I just want to hurl when I see it, it's just so nasty. I would rather a bitch be naked.
Like take this pic of Debbie Harry for example...
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/2a/4c/...f4dc60.jpg
I dig Debbie Harry, but it doesn't make me wanna hurl any less.
For example, this is better:
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/40/99/d2/4099d...-harry.jpg
Just be naked. That's my motto.
Unspeakably nasty:
https://www.unitedpoleartists.com/wp-con....-Gaga.jpg
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/ar...-Cyrus.jpg
Acceptable:
http://neonlimelight.com/wp-content/uplo...miley3.jpg
https://www.polefitnessdancingshop.com/w...00x400.jpg
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There was some funny old skit where a guy was mad over other men "advertising their packages!" with tight pants lol. I wanted to post that but I can´t find it. It´s probably on youtube but titled something silly so you can´t find it when searching.
I don´t even remember the name of the show. Was it SNL? Maybe.
I don´t get advertising packages in general both female and male. It´s not edgy anymore it´s 2018. Congrats you have a dick or puss want a medal? Lmfao.
I actually once when I was a teenager was walking on the street in the summer with sweatpants on, and I was wondering why women where kinda smiling at me and looking weirdly... I don´t remember if I got the connection out there on the street or at home but I realized that it was my package showing VERY clearly.
I didn´t wear sweatpants outside ever again.
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I just don't believe in leaving that little to imagination...
I just think it's straight up fucking nasty.
And I've got a history of wearing some pretty weird shit...
But I have never been the showy type, I wear leggings and all that.
If you wear opaque leggings with a short skirt, you're still not showing anything...
Not even showing skin. But for some reason it kind of fools people into thinking you're dressed provocatively or something.
Granted a lot of the examples of late which led me to post this observation were inspired by pole dancers...
LMFAO, an activity known for its inherent sluttiness. But it just got me thinking about how totally nasty it is to show that part of the body all up close and personal, agh, it's just disgusting.
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And I'm not saying all pole dancers are slutty necessarily, a lot of the ones I look at on Instagram aren't the sleazy night club type, it's legitimately an art. But the ones who do it tastefully are definitely rare.
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I think pole dancing can be great, there are some talented people out there who can make it look really cool...
But that largely depends on their level of strength and ability to lift their own weight basically.
Some of it is retarded, some of it is cool...
But I tend to notice pole dancers who aspire to more of an expressive art seem to 'graduate' from the pole to silks or the lyra hoop, stuff like that.
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It feels good to lift your own weight. Sometimes I wish I had a bar drilled into the ceiling so I could do push ups with them. Feels so good doing that.
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Or pull ups... Whatever the fuck it´s called xD.
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Yeah I agree, I want one of those too.
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I think it’d be fun to have a paper clip shaped bar. Like a bar shaped like a doorway hanging from the ceiling. Like a trapeze that doesn’t swing. You could get on top of it and have either side double as a dancing pole. LMAO.
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We need a warehouse with a shitload of different dancing apparatus. That’s my dream bro. The whole floor would be a cushion.
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lol that would actually be a lot of fun, swinging from things and learning to do stunts. I´m actually surprising myself here, never ever thought about such things but that WOULD be fun.
I think trix is prepping us for a wardrobe malfunction , i surely do hope so ... That bare pussy photo of DH wow it make my middle finger stand at attention
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(02-18-2018, 05:46 PM)Guest Wrote: I think trix is prepping us for a wardrobe malfunction
LOL you just wait and see what I've got in store for you!
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https://instagram.com/p/BfWT7ztl-Fi/
OMG FUCKING WHYYY IS INSTAGRAM ASSAULTING MY SENSES LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!?!!?!
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WHHHYYYYY ROFLMAO GOD WHYYYYYY I CAN’T TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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They’re fucking trolling me at this point.
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My assigned agent is like “LOL let me just adjust this algorithm”...
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BfPlYMLFZep/...unkpoetryy
Now I´m curious about your take on this. *takes a sip of coffee*
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It's...
Agh.
God.
One of my favorite Debbie Harry photoshoots, for sure.
I just try to avoid thinking about the crotch. I just try.
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