Humpin around

[Kenny]

Trix i wanna sleep in your fancy penthouse and pet your cat while you knit something , yo my dog needs a sweater to contain all the hair. Then we could go to bed and cuddle and talk about only good and nice things then you get a nice long backrub and a full body moisturizing. 

I look forward to my dream girl

[user94]

Oh look its the fag bot

[Mister Obvious]

I love you, but your dog can’t come.

I will take the full body rubdown though!