I would like to die in a flash freeze so that my perfectly preserved body...

[Mister Obvious]

Could be found thousands of years later and thawed...

If not for a chance at reanimation, then merely to be taken advantage of by a crazed necrophiliac!!!

[Mister Obvious]

This is a repost BTW...

I first had this thought several years ago!!!

[zenba]

did i ever tell you about the deal i made with a chick? whichever of us dies first gets taxidermy'd into a sex toy for the other.

she once paid me to piss into a jub [typo'd jug] on cam and then send it to her. almost sent it but i figured international piss sending was frowned upon. subsequently they elected trudeau as prime minister. i now realize i would have been canada's national hero.

i fuckin love the internet.

[anscochrome]

There is a place down in Florida that specializes in freeze drying pets so people can keep them around in "lifelike" conditions. Florida law prohibits them from freeze drying humans, but people have inquired. I could see being freeze dried in a manner so I could be used as a hat rack and umbrella hanger all in one :)

[Mister Obvious]

did i ever tell you about the deal i made with a chick? whichever of us dies first gets taxidermy'd into a sex toy for the other.

she once paid me to piss into a jub [typo'd jug] on cam and then send it to her. almost sent it but i figured international piss sending was frowned upon. subsequently they elected trudeau as prime minister. i now realize i would have been canada's national hero.

i fuckin love the internet.

Low key jealous as fuck, not gonna lie.

The piss thing is sorta like my doomed dream of selling my dirty underwear...

It’s all considered biohazardous material and it’s essentially illegal to mail it.

It dashed my hopes against the rocks and now I’ll only ever be able to sell my clean panties.

I suppose it’s for the best really.

[user94]

Why are you so attached to your body? The Body is suffering.