My day so far

[Kenny]

Stupified cuz i drank all the leftover communion wine at my church . I snuck down to the basement kitchen with a young shapely 
brunette italian girl from the choir and we got wasted drinking about 45 of those shot glass and wafers

https://twitter.com/i/status/1003005639273123840

[Mister Obvious]

You ain't gotta be a puppy for that shit to be fun, dude those spring door stops are fucking hours of entertainment.