Not saying I don't have all the answers but...

[Mister Obvious]

Y'know...

Probably best to hold back on specifics about some things rather than just declaring I have the full and concrete truth of the matter.

Thinking out loud here. 

Just saying.

Just being honest.

Y'know.

[Dink Beaver]

Would i be better off with a brunette or blonde sexy lady ?

[Mister Obvious]

You'd be better off not paying attention to stupid shit like hair color.

[user94]

You'd be better off not paying attention to stupid shit like hair color.

[Dink Beaver]

I think you are mad i havent included yellow orange or red ...or bald

[user94]

I think you are mad i havent included yellow orange or red ...or bald

What about pink or blue? That seems to be the in thing lately.

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

Please tell me all of the answers now, before I get too old to make proper use of the information. Thanks in advance!

[Mister Obvious]

I’M TRYING.

[user94]

I’M TRYING.

[Guest]

I’M TRYING.

Your logic ties me up and rapes me.

[Guest]

I mean you could literally do that, and I wouldn't call the cops. I'll leave the ball in your court though.

[Mister Obvious]

Rrrrraaawwwrrrrr...

[Mister Obvious]

Sounds like too much work though.

[Guest]

No strap-ons or anything weird. I want you to have forcible intercourse with me. I'm old-fashioned like that.

[Guest]

Sounds like too much work though.

I would only put up a feeble struggle, just for show and to get you wet. Then it's an easy glide down the ol' totem pole to victory.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not into dudes who like to be dominated!!!

[Guest]

I'm not into dudes who like to be dominated!!!

I don't like to be dominated. I'm trying to help you get laid, dear. lol

[Mister Obvious]

Oh I don't need any help getting laid...

I need help NOT getting laid.

It's quality that matters, not quantity dear.

[Dink Beaver]

'easy glide down the ole totem pole to victory'

Thats a great pock upline i might use on the indian reserve nearby withmy brunette dreamgirl