Sex dolls. So many choices

[Mister Obvious]

Lololololol.

I'm just trolling you buddy.

Relax.

So I can get in easier...

[Guest]

Here are a couple of tight holes I've been in recently. I can't find the most recent one online. It may have been a special edition product or something.

https://imgur.com/a/cpRcHjd

[Mister Obvious]

Do you really have a Fleshlight man?? That's pretty badass.

[Mister Obvious]

Those things are way superior to these fuckin' sex dolls for sure.

[Mister Obvious]

Looks like they've got a bunch of fun attachments...

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-10...ccudry.jpg

Diffrent holes on that shit...

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static...4894-5.jpg

THE FUCK.

[Guest]

Do you really have a Fleshlight man?? That's pretty badass.

I left my last one in my storage unit in Oklahoma. I'm stuck with Rosie and her five daughters right now. It was getting pretty worn out anyway. You can pick out a new one for me if you want. I'll name it after you if you do. lol

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/sleeves

[Mister Obvious]

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static...4894-5.jpg

If I had a dick I'd definitely stick it in that one.

[Guest]

Those things are way superior to these fuckin' sex dolls for sure.

That's what I'm saying. Why spend thousands on a doll when the part you fuck is less than $70?

[Mister Obvious]

This one:

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/f...tte-purple

No, this one:

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/c...-pink-butt

[Guest]

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static...4894-5.jpg

If I had a dick I'd definitely stick it in that one.

I don't really like teeth with my blowjobs. lol

[Mister Obvious]

I don't really like teeth with my blowjobs. lol

That's why you gotta get the pink butt one.

[Mister Obvious]

If I was a dude I'd be getting that one.

I dunno why you'd bother with one that looks like a taint or a mouth.

[Guest]

This one:

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/f...tte-purple

No, this one:

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/c...-pink-butt

Nah, dude. It's got to have the vagina-shaped orifice. I'm not into butt secks. I probably couldn't even get it up for that fanged thingy. Pick out a texture.

[Guest]

If I was a dude I'd be getting that one.

I dunno why you'd bother with one that looks like a taint or a mouth.

Them's the parts of a lady I like to stick my pecker in, ma'am!

[Mister Obvious]

Ooo, I like the 'Cheeks' version of this one...

https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/s...ink-sleeve

[Guest]

Is that the one you want me to plough while I'm calling out your name?

[Mister Obvious]

Prettymuch bro...

[Guest]

What if I astrally projected while I was boning the fuck out of it one night and you suddenly woke up and felt me inside you. What then?!?

[Mister Obvious]

LMFAO like it'd be the first time you did that.

[Guest]

LMFAO like it'd be the first time you did that.

So it really worked. I wasn't sure because you never said anything the next day.

Tell me what you want me to do to you tonight.