I don't understand this song at all...

[Mister Obvious]

I would even consider myself a Lionel Richie fan, but I don't really like the slower songs like this.

But I just gotta say...

I 100% don't get it.

At all.

"What does that even mean?" - Obama in reference to 'Three Times a Lady', 2016

[Simurgh]

Born as a lady, loved like lady, went "over the rainbow" as the lady, is my guess.
Now seriously, this song is pure brain-hurt - gitmo grade.