Be my indian summer pochahontas

[Dink Beaver]

We shall boot fungi off our tribal aboriginal lands dearest trix. We can dye your hair brunette and get you moccasins and beads and sexy colorful leather skirts. 

[Mister Obvious]

My hair is like dark blonde and if you look in the hair dye section apparently it’s medium brown.

Kinda like the askew clothing sizes going on.

It’s all marketing.

[zenba]

native americans had/have jet black hair, not brunette.

[Mister Obvious]

I remember pulling black hairs out of my head as a kid...

I had long hair and a bad habit of compulsively running my fingers through it and sifting out the stray hairs.

I always wondered where those black hairs came from but now I know.

It’s from my Sioux heritage.