Turtle sex...
#1
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My classic favorite...

It's the turtle trachea that makes this one so damn fucking hilarious.




This one is pretty hilarious because of the cat in the background, but I really find the movement of the female turtle's head to be pretty hilarious too...




Here's some tortoises going at it, and there's even a third wheel! It's like a tortoise threesome! Awkward as fuck too! 



I find the nails-on-chalkboard sound of the shell getting scratched pretty damn fucking hilarious.

ROFL.

Ah man... thanks, internet!
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#2
Bump
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#3
i had to turn down the volume , its pretty embarrassing if anyone catches me watching this shit
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#4
It’s somehow dirtier than people porn!!!
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#5
RELEVANCE. BUMP.
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#6
Dude that third video...

With the third wheel turtle just hanging out super close to the other two turtles getting it on...

What the fuck?!?

Is that a male turtle or a female turtle!?

Is it like next or something?!

What is it thinking!?

Does it know what’s going on and if so why is it getting so close?!

LMFAO it’s just hanging around like “Everything going well with you guys? How about now? How about now? Everything still good? How about now?”
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#7
Hahahah this is so... fucking weird.
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#8
and lol in the third video he kisses her head once in a while awww
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#9
yee third turtle is like "Cash me outside howbow dah"
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#10
LMFAOOOOOOO.
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#11
(10-01-2017, 05:03 AM)MO Wrote: It’s somehow dirtier than people porn!!!

Way dirtier I feel so ashamed. They're just completely uninhibited.

Is this how aliens feel when they watch us?

The male turtle had his mouth wide open and was making groaning sounds, I had to turn it off.
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#12
(01-20-2018, 01:48 PM)MO Wrote: Dude that third video...

With the third wheel turtle just hanging out super close to the other two turtles getting it on...

What the fuck?!?

Is that a male turtle or a female turtle!?

Is it like next or something?!

What is it thinking!?

Does it know what’s going on and if so why is it getting so close?!

LMFAO it’s just hanging around like “Everything going well with you guys? How about now? How about now? Everything still good? How about now?”

Lol that is so weird

Wtf was it doing, like a turtle menage a trois!
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#13
try not to seek the answer as to why.

but instead list all the possible outcome.
could be a jealous turtle.
could be a perverted turtle that likes to watch
could be the turtle cant get its turtle dick up anymore.

list can be endless
it is after thee animal kingdom. nature can be quiet cruel
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#14
130 year old tortoise Diego saves his species in successful repopulation program:

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/International...d=68231846

40% of them now share Diego as an ancestor.
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#15
He looks very happy.
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