I just fell down the vintage MRE rabbithole with Steve1989MREInfo...

[Dark Dick]

Steve said that the malted milk tablets are a whole food. That reminds me of a video I saw about Aliens helping Moses and the Exodus. The "land of milk and honey", "manna from heaven". They said that the Aliens gave the Israelites a machine that produced the manna.

[Mister Obvious]

Fascinating.

I think they even got tired of eating it...

http://humblehandmaid.com/whenwearetired...nkinmanna/

[Mister Obvious]

I just got a great hiss out of a can.

[Guest]

Do you have a Mark David Chapman appreciation thread?

[THE FUNG]

Well that is one thing me and Zenba have in common Steve was my first love of MRE reviews.

[Guest]

I would like to have some MRE for trying out Bushcraft

[Mister Obvious]

New videos from Steve after more than a year.

[Mister Obvious]

11:03 this MRE looks delicious as fuck! I want a chicken brick! I want a toasted coconut brick!

[Mister Obvious]

Steve has a sexy voice.

[Mister Obvious]

13:40 pretty sure you're supposed to soak the chicken brick, right?

[user428]

Remember when Zane made smoked salmon, at some guys property in Alaska. lol. I wouldn't have ate it. lol

[Mister Obvious]

Yup, I remember the salmon fiasco...



I wouldn't have eaten it either.

I hope whoever got a jar just saved it as a souvenir and never opened it.

Zane memorabilia.

[Mister Obvious]

15:30 Steve is such a gorgeous dude.

[Mister Obvious]

New videos from Steve after more than a year.

11:03 this MRE looks delicious as fuck! I want a chicken brick! I want a toasted coconut brick!

Steve has a sexy voice.

13:40 pretty sure you're supposed to soak the chicken brick, right?

15:30 Steve is such a gorgeous dude.

You'd have to be one helluva woman to be worthy of Steve.

[Mister Obvious]

He's like a god.

[Mister Obvious]

32:29 beef jerky incense... there's a million dollar idea right there!

[Dark Dick]

You should get a box of those emergency rations, Fannie.

I wonder if the farts you'll get from them were intended as a way to signal for help.

[Mister Obvious]

Could light a fire with that gas!

[Mister Obvious]

Nowhere near enough fiber in any of these meals ready to eat.

I have a qualm with that, but what're ya gonna do.

They really should include a packet of psyllium husk with each meal...

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe the issue is just not having enough water with the whole thing.

But I really think they need to start thinking about the soliders' a-holes a little more...

I mean, come on. Really. How do you expect an army to be truly strong when their shits are rock hard and their 'rhoids have 'rhoids?

Step it up, military industrial complex.