Widow's peak a sign of ALIEN ANCESTRY!!!

[Mister Obvious]

The madder the widow's peak, the more alien ancestry is present.

[Simurgh]

Paul Ryan?

[Mister Obvious]

I saw his picture on the Google images search...

He does have a particularly mad widow's peak.

I prefer my widow's peaks to be... startling.

I want it down to the eyebrows baby.

Deep... deep widow's peak.

[Mister Obvious]

I think widow's peaks should be the new standard of beauty.

I'm waiting for widow's peak procedures to become the next trend.

Breast implants and fake lips and botox and 2ft hair extensions and fake nails... it's all played out.

Widow's peak implants.

Let it happen.

[Simurgh]

Protruded frontal eminence and elongated back of the skull is what you are looking for ;)

[Mister Obvious]

I think people who have a widow's peak are automatically 5 times more attractive than people who don't.

This is purely scientifical.

[Mister Obvious]

LMFAO OMG... Gerald Celente's newest video!!! LOOK AT THE THUMBNAIL!!! ROFL!!!

[GG]

I saw his picture on the Google images search...

He does have a particularly mad widow's peak.

I prefer my widow's peaks to be... startling.

I want it down to the eyebrows baby.

Deep... deep widow's peak.

Hahaha!

You're so hilarious!

[Mister Obvious]

LOLOLOLOL!!!



So fun!!!

Whenever I see somebody on the internet or in real life with a mad widow's peak...

I comment on it.

I mentioned it one day to a guy who was at a check-out once...

I literally called it a "mad widow's peak" and kept going on and on about how amazing it was and he's like, "Calm down."

It was so smooth, I love it when people take fawning gracefully and even in an authoritative kinda way.

[GG]

LOL!

I laughed so hard when you said it had to be - startling! With that dramatic pause and all. HAHA!

I also like the "mad" description! And you actually told a guy that? hahahaha

[Mister Obvious]

ROFLMAOLOLOL, "startling".

I'm serious though. LOL.

And YES, I think I said something along the lines of...

"You've got a mad widow's peak going on... pretty impressive."

He responded, I have no idea what he said. I was just nodding.

Then I go, "I wish I had a widow's peak."

Then he's like, "Calm down."

[GG]

ROFLMAOLOLOL, "startling".

I'm serious though. LOL.

And YES, I think I said something along the lines of...

"You've got a mad widow's peak going on... pretty impressive."

He responded, I have no idea what he said. I was just nodding.

Then I go, "I wish I had a widow's peak."

Then he's like, "Calm down."

I love you Trix! LOL!

So fucking funny! I like how you aren't afraid of what you like too.  

"he responded.... I have no idea what he said...  "   LOL!

[zenba]

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what was that, earth woman!?