Brown cars: WTF?

[Mister Obvious]

I mean like DARK brown cars.

Why?

I just don't get it.

Why do they even make brown cars?

Are there people out there who actually like that color on things other than shoes and clothes and turds or something? Dirt?

I dunno.

I mean they're shiny... I guess it's kinda pretty. But it's just weird. I don't remember seeing dark brown cars out there over the years. Is it some kinda new thing?

[Simurgh]

Some time ago I watched TV show, I think it was Wheeler Dealers, they repainted old VW Wagon in brown.
I had mixed feelings about that.

Only few days after, I saw in my hood car with exactly same paint.

I hate myself for that, but I liked it.
It's unnatural and perverse, but I could not hide truth from myself - I really liked it.

I don’t feel better now when I'm out of closet, I'm still ashamed of myself for that :P

[Mister Obvious]

It's unnatural and perverse

ROFLMAOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exactly dude.

And I hate to admit it...

But as I was driving behind the glistening, glittering turd brown Kia today, I have to say...

I didn't hate it.

I almost kind of liked it.

But not quite.

[Simurgh]

Disclaimer: I never had (nor I will) brown shoes.