Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[user94]

Hell no...

When Zane and I finally consummate our love, we'll be doing it in a 5 star resort hotel in a remote and absolutely pretentious, stereotypical island destination.

[Kenny]

dude i just can't get past thinking about the food he pulls out of those dumpsters i mean there are rats in dumpsters and they must gnaw on his food  , its so gross     and he might catch the plague and start spreading it ... don't go near him even if you just 'wanna clean him up'  

last night i dreamed that trix dressed in a fairly sexy superhero costume and  drove around america in a    camper  saving the homeless bums  one by one  , she had a real swanky shower and kitchen area set up in her ride and even a de-lousing area  just like at aushwitz but none of the bums were allowed to take a shit in the camper

[Mister Obvious]

last night i dreamed that trix dressed in a fairly sexy superhero costume and  drove around america in a    camper  saving the homeless bums  one by one  , she had a real swanky shower and kitchen area set up in her ride and even a de-lousing area  just like at aushwitz but none of the bums were allowed to take a shit in the camper

Your mind is my heaven.

[Mister Obvious]

Don’t forget the state of the art STD testing setup in my hobo lovin’ camper. Checks for all deadly sexually transmitted diseases in 10 seconds flat with no false negatives or positives!

[Mister Obvious]

Only hot hobos allowed in my ladylair. I’ll have to have a sidekick to de-louse the ugly hobos. And I’ll have to get a live-in hobo hottie to keep me busy while the sidekick is taking care of those ugly hobos because that’s boring.

[Mister Obvious]

1:21 he literally said he was going to loiter...

Zane. The next time you're doing something you plainly know is against the rules, don't reverse-confront other people about it when you get called out.

8:57 'a hobo delicacy' ROFLMAOLOLOLOL.

11:02 this is an update since the livestream lastnight with Zane out behind the abandoned truckstop by the crackshack!

11:55 yeah you better brush those damn teeth Zane!!!

LOL, it's so cool to interact with Zane's life. It's such a trip... this is what the internet is all about. Bringing us into each other's lives over vast distances, basically in real time. Fuck it's so beautiful I can hardly stand it.

[Guest]

the only thing that would make me wander around randomly across the country eating out of dumpsters is if my life was threatened by the mafia or some powerful entity i had wronged

[Mister Obvious]

0:54 ROFLMAO Mack is smart!

1:07 that IS an abandoned as fuck truck stop.

Why the hell are all these truck stops abandoned and just left that way?? Shit is sad.

3:29 aw wow that's tragic. But at least she's trying to get free. Sometimes you gotta do crazy shit to get free.

4:03 it's true, both those buildings had some damn nice wood. I've got an eye for nice wood.

Dude I hate graffiti because you can never read what the fuck it says.

[Mister Obvious]

I broke my rule and tuned into a StreamLabs broadcast.

I still don't like it because the audio is glitchy and it's not like that on YouTube's livestream feature.

Regardless, it's still entertaining.

In this broadcast Zane's talking about how his wife is mad at him for giving me any attention basically, and how she wants him to block me from his channel.

All the other female Zane fans are angry at me too (a couple of them are cool though) because they just hate that Zane shouts me out and they don't get shoutouts...

Well if you want shoutouts you gotta work for it bitches...

I think Zane really should just stand up for himself.

Seems like he's been treated like shit enough in life.

I sure the fuck wouldn't be taking it anymore.

[Mister Obvious]

There's also kind of a lag on the StreamLabs thing. Causes a dimensional rift.

[zenba]

Don’t forget the state of the art STD testing setup in my hobo lovin’ camper. Checks for all deadly sexually transmitted diseases in 10 seconds flat with no false negatives or positives!

pfffft not using a Rife style machine to zap harmful bacteria and viruses, with some colloidal silver and cliantro to complete the cleanse.

you RH+'s, i swear!

[Mister Obvious]

Thanks for the advice Genba, I'll acquire all those items before I bring Zane to my remote island paradise.

[Guest]

One time iwas so horny i french kissed a homeless indian woman , it was a bit scary going in but rather nice when our tongues intertwined

[Mister Obvious]

Dude the homeless people next to Zane on this livestream are freakin' annoying.

Zane is the coolest homeless dude ever, he's not weird as fuck like all the rest of them.

I mean it's sad as shit don't get me wrong, it's too bad they're fucking homeless or whatevs but...

Sigh. Damn. Everybody get the hell away from Zane, LMAO, he's in a league of his own.

I'd be freaked the fuck out if I was him, holy shit... and I sure wouldn't be saying SHIT on livestream about where the hell I plan to stay later in front of these guys.

Fuckin' cell phone, battery chargers, etc., it's not like he doesn't have anything worth stealing if you're one of those fucking guys.

Dude I see other chicks saying NASTY shit, WTF. Why is everybody mad at me!?! When other chicks are saying nasty shit in these comments?!?

Zane's showing his crystal necklaces and talking about how it's good to keep them next to your heart because they hold energy. Gah, Zane is so brilliant, he knows the freaking truth. What an absolute badass.

[Mister Obvious]

4:15 - 4:34 WHAT?!

4:47 dude I’m getting hypnotized as fuck by that ‘COFFEE’ sign...

I guess I better get my ass out of bed and land some breakfast!

6:02 dude that random giggly chick wanted Zane to fuck her so hard...

Listen to that shit. God she wanted it! Bitch has good taste!

10:40 I’m not a dog person, but that is pretty damn sweet.

[Mister Obvious]

6:02 dude that random giggly chick wanted Zane to fuck her so hard...

He tends to have that effect on people...

Just imagine how good it would feel to have that hobo dick off in your trough!

[Mister Obvious]

I know I’m a broken record with all this but I really gotta say...

Zane’s dick must be takin’ a hit just like the rest of his body.

He’s had to touch it with his super dry, dirty hands...

Penis callous is not a desirable thing.

Although actually now that I’m thinking about it...

That might feel kinda good too.

[Mister Obvious]

Sheltered, privileged girl falls in love with hard luck hobo...

Forbidden love looms, families feud, destinies unravel amidst a chaotic landscape of agate and soda can pipes.

Will she?

Will he?

What?

Find out on the next edition of MY HOBO ROMANCE!

[Mister Obvious]

I like Zane's walking stick, it sounds good. I have a nice walking stick. I had it custom made, it has this cool painting of a hawk on it and my nickname painted on it.

2:00 ROFL.

9:26 I feel like Mack is smelling female dogs on those bushes and dreaming of love. It's kinda sad honestly.

11:58 - 12:02... LOL, did he just say "That's MO"? Muwahahaha, you just can't make this shit up folks. Mouthpieces of the universe, with no idea they're even preaching the message...



19:05 Flagstaff honestly seems like it kinda sucks.

21:16 ROFLMAO. Talking about stealing money from Big Sur... bad people.

23:07 yes you can smoke catnip, LMAO WTF Zane, why you lyin' man!?

26:06 OMG Zane is talking about Cindy Currier and this video... ROFLMAO!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdnU1zvWyBE

Oh my God man... Cindy and Zane need to fucking team up.

What the hell is Cindy even doing these days? She needs to let Zane move into her RV with her.

Cindy, go out west and pick Zane's hot hobo ass up, I know you're fuckin' watching.

[Mister Obvious]

Cindy's thread with me commentating on all her deletedass videos...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-2594.html

*wags finger at Cindy*