Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene
Hey...

I'm not the one who just shot the whole fucking plot down...

Daddy Zane is gonna be mad at you!

I'm sure it'll just make him spank you even harder when he shows up on horseback in Texas...

I bet that's why you did this... you knew he'd hit you harder if you did.

That's a woman after my own heart right there!

Cheers2
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(09-30-2018, 03:04 PM)Guest Wrote: Nope they are from his convo with “mojo” try again tho. Wanna be honest yet?

I told you I don't even HAVE FACEBOOK.

I can't SEE PROFILES.

ROFL

Jesus, lady.
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Is he lying about y’alls relationship? Answer it!!!! Are you getting married
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If you're gonna post texts from me, why don't you post the texts of all the other chicks Zane talks to??

Why target me specifically?

No matter what you say, that part still doesn't make sense...

I must have something YOU want.
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(09-30-2018, 03:11 PM)Guest Wrote: Is he lying about y’alls relationship? Answer it!!!! Are you getting married

DUDE HE'S LITERALLY ALREADY FUCKING MARRIED TO YOU!!!!!!!!!

Holy fuck, have you lost your fucking MINDS?!
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Absolutely no logic...
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Uh yeah we’re getting divorced dumb ass. Thanks to YOU
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Riiight!!!

Ohyeah
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Wow. So either he is lying to me or you are.
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It all sounds like a bunch of melodramatic tripe to me.

I don't know what your problem is with me or why you're so pissed off at me...

I told you long, long ago on this thread that eventually there will be fangirls that make me look tame.

You better learn how to deal with your husband being famous.

I don't envy you...

I'm a pretty jealous person, I don't know if I could put up with it.

You're stuck with Zane Greene (poor you, LOL) whether you like it or not...

But judging by how fucking hot he is, I would say you like it a whole lot more than your pride would allow you to admit.

He's a fine fucking piece of meat and you're lucky to be his wife.
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(09-30-2018, 03:20 PM)Guest Wrote: Wow. So either he is lying to me or you are.

This is what happens when you get balls deep into the drama and allow yourself to run around in paranoia like a chicken with its head cut off...

This is why the Bible and other holy texts warn us to avoid such behavior...

It never leads anywhere beneficial.
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I’m divorcing him whore. Stop picking and choosing what I post. Hes in love with you. Too bad you don’t have fb he posts your whore pics all the time on there. Liar
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Listen chicka...

We all know how that divorce thing goes.

It's messy, it takes forever.

Why don't you just relax.

I don't have any hard feelings toward you...

I understand human nature and psychology.

Just take it easy and just let it go.

And stop telling people to leave me death threats. LMFAO.
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Whos paranoid now? Death threats lol. Like you are that important. You wish
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They're LITERALLY posted on this thread.

ROFL

But anyway, enough about me...
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"Guest Wrote:
Some people don’t even believe I exist or I don’t have cancer or don’t believe cause I obviously should be dead alraedy.

Dude it's the internet. It's full of hysterical morons who thrive on "conspiracy theory" kinda crap like that... total paranoia and suspicion, minds running in circles all day and night. It's unfortunate... but that isn't personal toward you, they do that to everyone. About everything.

(2 hours ago)"

I am living proof , its true i kinda don't believe in her story , i only seen one picture of her and i thought she was pretty . She should find another hobo to marry maybe one that collects pop bottles so at least there is an income stream . Zane is gonna be super unreliable with that fuckin donkey , fun to watch all the mayhem and i don't think zane should ever visit his kids with a donkey something bad will happen . Yo i was kicked in the stomach/chest as a toddler by a donkey in africa , couldn't breath for almost a full minute
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Apparently some kinda reporter person came and did an interview with Zane, that sounds really enterprising!!!

9:00 he talks about what the border patrol guy told him about crossing into Mexico.

Man it sucks because he's not even that damn far out of town and the reception is already too weak for streaming.

21:00 it's already happening... Zane isn't even in the Mexican desert yet and he's already not eating.

ROFL, I love how Zane's cure for drinking canal water is to put Crystal Light in it...

Facepalm

29:00 he addresses the coming rain due to Hurricane Rosa.

45:00 LOL Zane is bitching about the dirty solar panels, he's like passionate about this topic.

50:00 LMFAOMG listen to that laugh about Mike from Goonies breaking his hand punching a wall because he was pissed at Zane.

52:00 ROFLMAO he's trying to get the burro to kiss him.

Rain happening in the distance.

Almost 2 hours in and he's STILL ranting about the solar panels... turns me the fuck on when he gets all aggro ranting about some shit. I'd be making him mad on purpose just to see if it makes him squeeze me harder.

LMFAO he just scored some drinks from a random cooler off the side of the road in a work area where there are all these vehicles but nobody's apparently around. Storm's about to hit pretty good.

Dude, now the stream is buffering and everyone's saying he just dropped the phone in the ice water...

Facefucking my palm.

I cannot.

I honestly fucking can't.

Unfuckingbelievable.
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The phone fell in the fucking ice water and now there are hurricane force winds and rain and Bonnie and Zane have no shelter and no fucking phone either...

Double Facepalm
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We don't know the phone fell in the water we would have seen that it could just be the wifi is out cos of the storm.
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My first thought was that the reception went.

Hopefully that's what happened because this whole dropping the phone in water thing is getting really fucking old.
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