Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

So sad that there are people out there who are sooo jealous of those who are more popular than they are...

Just because more people like Zane than they like you, just because Zane has millions of views and thousands of subscribers and you don't...

You go and be a literal walking, talking example of why you're not likable and why you're not interesting, and why you're not dedicated and devoted enough to gain any attention on YouTube etc.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane is so much better than you are, and you just cannot stand it.

Try to be better, not bitter, you ignorant fucks! Ahahahaha!

[Mister Obvious]

Too bad Zane will be locked up for vicious lies, and there will be nothing interesting to commentate on about this story anymore...

Boring!

What will you obsessed haters focus on then?

You'll be so bored, it'll be so sad for you!

[Mister Obvious]

Me personally?

I'll just go on with life being an honest person who isn't afraid to speak the truth...

I think it's sad that haters and obsessed weirdos try to mimic my honest commentary and do their retarded version of it...

Here's a hint...

There's a difference between telling the honest truth, albeit with a lil bit of exciting verbal flare thrown in...

And just being a mindless moron spewing obscenities and poorly informed opinions tainted with bitter bias and hatred.

[Mister Obvious]

See, I'm a writer.

You're just haters with no talent...



Practice, try to be creative...

Try to create interesting commentary, it's like a muscle, you have to build it and keep working on it.

None of you are there yet, and I have many thousands of hours on you...

But it's never too late to start working on yourselves.

[Mister Obvious]

You'll never be as great as Zane either BTW...

I bet you feel the burn with that one, after all, he is the one you idolize. Not me!

As an entertainer, I can admit I'm nothing compared to Zane.

If I can admit that, as egotistical and self-obsessed as I am...

Surely YOU can admit it, lol!

[Mister Obvious]

Zane is an amazing entertainer, one of the greatest to ever come out of YouTube, absolutely one of the most dedicated, hard working internet celebrities there has been yet.

Online media, although not in its infancy, is still VERY new.

Zane is one of the most legendary entertainers the online media platform has seen yet, and will ever see.

I can understand why you would be so jealous of that, having no prayer of ever touching upon that level of star power yourself.

Jealously and bitterness are not attractive traits, and as long as you embody them, you will never have that inexplicable, unquantifiable, deeply attractive charm that natural entertainers and innately powerful people exhibit.

A lot of exorbitantly rich people also have that charm, especially the ones who are also public entertainers...

They are some of the most hated people on the planet too. Take Donald Trump for example! Exorbitant wealth, a wildly successful businessman, a reality TV star, and now, the President of the United States! Intense success, absolutely RADIANT personal charm... and absolutely hated by people who are so jealous and bitter that they don't have what he has. So angry that they could never be anything close to what he is, that they could never embody the qualities that he embodies innately... qualities which have served him so well, and taken him so far above everyone else.

Get over your bitter hatred and just try to be better.

[Mister Obvious]

I'll stop kicking your feeble hater dicks in the dirt though...

God knows your life is challenging enough what with all the horrible karma you have to deal with for being hatred-filled hedonistic lecherous nutbags.

[Mister Obvious]

Like yes, I am legitimately insane...

There is, after all, a fine line between genius and insanity, and I am absolutely a genius...

At least creatively!

But y'all?

=\

Sad.

[Mister Obvious]

When Zane gets locked away in the big house, he really should take that perfect opportunity to write his memoirs...

When he gets out, maybe I'll even help him edit and publish it if I'm still alive!

[Guest]

Awe, poor MO.... Honestly, you lost me at "Zane is great, you're jealous, blah, blah, blah"! Come on already. Nobody thinks he's famous & no one is jealous of his broke ass!




He's a mentally unstable, dope addict, that runs from his problems & plays off others sympathies. He's been trying to become a YouTube star for years, but is only met with failure, time & time again. Even with the minor success of his coin channel, he's NEVER been a consistent creator. It's always been one tweaked out mission after another.

YouTube has passed Zane up & he's now drowning in the misery he helped create. His content was always limited to a niche audience. It's just to bad that you & others chose not to understand that. (Few people want to watch a drug addict, pretend to find treasure)

Zane could prove me wrong but, we all know he can't! Come on Deadbeat, show us how BIGTIME you are!!!! Hahaaa, clown!

[Mister Obvious]

LDW, have you ever stood in front of a mirror, looked yourself deep in the eyes and admitted that you're in love with Zane?

Stop loathing yourself...

Loving Zane and lusting after his sweet hobo meat doesn't mean you're gay...

It just means you're ALIVE.

There are lot of men out there who are straight but also have romantic feelings for Zane.

Please stop hating yourself...

Stop punishing yourself.

You don't have to admit it to us, we don't matter.

But at least admit it to yourself, and let it be what it is.

[Guest]

I just fell down the rabbit hole of ZG “fan content”

It really is amazing how much there is.
How much passion it inspires.

You’re 100% right, Mo. These people are out here talking about right and wrong...about the people who suffered.

Say the whole running away, digging a hole, sleeping on the street, was indeed a dope induced fever dream....then he woke up one day to realize that the only way out was through.

Isn’t that “punishment” enough?

Waking from a dream..only to realize it was all real.

What kind of asshole piles on a person in that situation? It was all fun and games. It was an amazing human drama.

Now these people are the ones who have been hypnotized.

At least Zane was asleep under the sky. Pushing the Big Wheel. Or thinking he was.

The people making porn are still fucking.
These perverts are just sitting there jacking off.

[Mister Obvious]

Stop using other peoples' names in your Guest username. I thought I fucking told you this! Any post you do this with will just get deleted, come on man.

[Mister Obvious]

Like yeah LDW, you're a worthless mindless hater, but I still don't want to HAVE to delete your posts.

[Mister Obvious]

What kind of asshole piles on a person in that situation?

Soulless NPCs with no redeeming qualities, like LDW and his ilk.

[Truth/Justice]

It's been a lot of fun watching Zane's 3 year car crash! Litterly, one wreck after another.  All ending in FAILURE. The van channel was completely doomed from the start. 

One hint of truth: The Ho Army are actually his biggest detractors. They helped kill his channel, as well as enticing trolls to completely disrupt his personal life. I know they thought/think, they're protecting him but, it turned out to be what brought him down. Zane, basically became a walking target because of them!  

The best thing is, we all get to witness Zane's biggest failure EVER...... Trying to be a father! 

Holy shit, Hollywood couldn't write this script!!!!

Bravo, bravo, bravo!

[Mister Obvious]

I saw one of LDW's livestreams once...

If he wasn't so hysterically bitter and full of hate, he would have a chance at being likable.

It's vague and practically undetectable, but it's there.

[Mister Obvious]

The van channel was completely doomed from the start. 

Well that sure wasn't Zane's fault...