Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene
Here now, glimpse your folly.
The choice for you is to hold this tiny thread
and when it’s not there, to look for it.

There is freedom without the thread.
But it is brutal freedom.
Youth is only for the young.

We’ve all been told.

Listen.

Or return to a life as the man in the crystal ball.
Free only for a moment.
Without any choices at all.
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LilDamned
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Double Facepalm
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Well what do ya know...

Fuck around with alcohol and weed, and suddenly a talk with cops is an event in your life again...

shrug

WHAT'RE THE ODDS?!

At least he's in a legal weed state.

I didn't actually watch the streams so I dunno WTF is going on...

It's just an observation, but then again, I just happen to be a rocket scientist who stayed at a Holiday Inn lastnight!?

Banana
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Seems like they stopped him for walking up an interstate exit ramp...

Gotta give 'em credit for being on their game. People should not be walking along the interstate.
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(07-24-2020, 08:50 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Well what do ya know...

Fuck around with alcohol and weed, and suddenly a talk with cops is an event in your life again...

shrug

WHAT'RE THE ODDS?!

At least he's in a legal weed state.

I didn't actually watch the streams so I dunno WTF is going on...

You’re better off not watching.  He actually had two interactions with cops.  The second was a guarantee trip to jail were it not the era of COVID.  He stumbled drunk down the highway for a while...pretty sad, really.
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I hope zane is not taken by a grizzly in his bush jizz hut. Sorry but am getting bad vibes not sure why he is heading back to the same pier that he wwnt to last summee and was rejected by 4 boats due to old age. This is timmy treadwell all ovee again they warned him too its a bit sadistic up there . look how eskimos dealt with oldtimers you got one way ticket 'into the grey'
Nature is nasty
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(07-26-2020, 02:32 AM)Guest Wrote: Sorry but am getting bad vibes not sure why he is heading back to the same pier that he wwnt to last summee and was rejected by 4 boats due to old age.

hmmm
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God, those Slab City fuckers are a fuckin' mess.
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Notice how he mentions "bushcraft" first...

Ain't gonna be no fishing.
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Zane's flying to Alaska to be homeless.

In Alaska.
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Then he will need an indian wife pronto. I suggest kodiak island with some ventures out to the aleutian volcanic islands on a home made raft
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That'd be nice.
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Where'd I put that 19 million volt stun gun??

*looks around*

Ah, there it is...

*zaps self in face repeatedly*
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So Zane's found a female boat captain to sail the dreary ice cold Alaskan seas with while his thirsty, old, married female audience pines after him from afar...

Got it.
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A MANDATORY COVID TESTING FACILITY.

In a shitty, wet, cold, dreary Alaskan town with no motherfucking road and no fucking way in or out...

Jeez, sounds like fuckin' paradise.... where do we all sign up??

0:45 I mean, I will admit, I know how Zane feels about his stupid island... I love my island too, while mostly everybody else hates it. But I'll tell you this... my island's better than this Alaska shit. When it IS sunny, the payoff is greater than any shit you'll see in Alaska. No contest on any level. Better fishing too.

1:30 ummm, sounds like Alaska is more fucking hardcore totalitarian than the rest of the damn country is right now with this covain't bullshit.

2:30 so he's gonna be "walking the docks, TRYING" to find a job. He didn't have a job secured when he went up there. He might have had SOME kind of lead, but nothing high paying like a major fishing job, guaranteed.

3:32 best thing you'll ever see in Alaska.

7:10 well I guess it's better than a Mexicali crack alley.

Zane's where he likes being. Crazy he ever got any chicks to go up there with him though. Totally inhospitable place. He'll enjoy it a lot more alone.
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One word...

Mosquitoes.




You think it's funny Zane? It ain't funny.

Zane better watch his ass. The spiritual meaning of losing teeth is LOSS OF CONTROL. So at some point, in whatever way, if you lose teeth (barring purposeful, professional extraction, or if you're a damn CHILD losing your baby teeth) IT MEANS you've LOST CONTROL. It means LOSS OF POWER. Whether it's for a moment, or whether it's an overall issue.

He said most of his teeth in the bottom front are dead... hanging on by a thread just like the tooth up top was. One of his top teeth is already a fake tooth anyway. If he loses all those teeth and everything that's been hanging on by a thread all this time comes out and reveals what he REALLY LOOKS LIKE UNDER THERE?

Well you can expect the horny old housewives to stop being so eager and willing. You can expect EVERYONE to have WAYYYYYYY LESS mercy on you, and you can expect your decent good looks to get you basically fucking nowhere anymore.

He better be very careful... very very very fucking careful because God is ALREADY trying to tell him something.

Old dead teeth like that can't just be pulled and replaced with implants. They can be pulled and NOT REPLACED, or they can be replaced with a bridge, or dentures. Those are the only options. Implants are only possible as long as the bone underneath is still strong enough. And implants, I don't care whether you're in fucking Mexico or not, they're gonna COST YOU. It'd take his ENTIRE ALASKA PAYCHECK (which no one has even agreed to give him yet) to fix those teeth.

You better protect your looks Zane. Not that you can ever read this BECAUSE THERE'S NO FUCKING SERVICE IN FUCKING ALASKA.

You're SUPPOSED TO BE a COWBOY in fucking ARIZONA or west SoCal. Get that through your fricken head.

You'll be lucky if God has mercy on you up there in Alaska... preserve what you have left because it's all that has gotten you by on the good graces of other people.

You don't have to lose it and ruin it... that's a choice. Or rather, a result of one BAD choice after another.

One more word for you Zane, remember it, emblazon it... if you see it or hear it? That's your sign that it is ALL you will have left if you don't change your fucking ways...

BALDERDASH.
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Zane better hope he doesn't get on a ship right now...

Because in a week?? Food will get down into the root and infection will start.

He has a very serious problem on his hands.

He better stay where he can get emergency care because he is going to need it.
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Zane is now in a very bad situation.
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