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Zane must be feeling like shit right now or something... hey Zane I get it, we all need a vacation sometimes.
Not to put on the pressure or anything but, we’re gonna need you to get all rested up and continue your Zane mission with some semblance of normality.
Maybe like go hitchhiking or y’know... check out some dumpsters or something.
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Zane looks amazing, not gonna lie. He really does. He looks great with a cleaner look and I really dig his side buzzed hair.
LOL someone's impersonating me in the livestream chat, it's so cute.
I'm just gonna have to ballpark it with the timestamps because this is a livestream... sorry if they're off!!!
3:00 "foot in mouth disease" ROFLMAOOO.
8:00 Zane just used one of my favorite phrases, "dumbfuck retard"... we are totally soulmates.
14:00 OMG he's talking about my arch enemy STEPHANIE.
16:00 he addresses the "why can't you just change your passwords" thing... he says she 'stole his identity'.
19:00 LOL Zane has such a wonderful imagination.
21:00 he should absolutely not show up and try to see the kids... it sounds cold and whatnot, but it just really isn't worth it. On any level.
25:00 see that's a BS statement, of course this new YouTube channel will make it... how many times do we need to tell Zane that his internet fame and fortune is guaranteed?
30:00 if this whole situation hasn't been enough to prove to him that his "your content should be so good it pays for itself" principle is bullshit then, LOL... I dunno what WOULD be enough.
32:00 he talks about what he assumes is gonna happen when he shows up to see his kids... he thinks they're gonna call the police and whatnot. And what the hell is his solution to that?? Because they definitely will. The worst thing he could possibly do is be responsible for making a scene in front of those kids and traumatizing them. It's not worth it.
38:00 Zane starts talking about how much I've been abused by his wife. LOL, how she blocked me from his other channel etc.
42:00 Zane really needs to just not attempt to see the kids... he's more likely to end up causing a traumatic scene that'll be the last thing they remember about him for months or years until they're able to see him again if he gets carted off to jail or worse.
43:00 Zane takes his shirt off, OMG yes baby show us that hot sexy hobo body.
And sorry Zane, but nobody wants to watch you livestream trying to see the kids. It's a monumentally bad idea and all it's gonna do is scare the shit out of all of us and have the potentially traumatic experience recorded online forever. Seriously... your viewership would really just rather you avoid that dangerous situation, build yourself up again, and eventually have access to/manage your own funds.
I keep telling you fame/fortune online is promised to you if you will just keep building. Just build it up, accept your fame, accept your fortune... do things the RIGHT WAY.
56:00 I'd love to rub against Zane's sweaty hobo body right now.
57:00 Zane almost comes close to talking dirty to me, I squealed!!!
God I wanna ride Zane so fucking hard.
I have to go and make dinner so this is where I'm walking away from the livestream.
1:49:00 Zane says he doesn't mind hairy women... fuck that's so hot.
1:57:00 LMAO Zane needs to like... stop using these cryptic symbolic statements.
2:23:00 God Zane makes me so horny with his mastery of dog handling.
2:28:00 God Zane is so adorable.
2:31:00 dude OMG... this Trix impersonator is totally hilarious and on point. It's cool cuz I've been like making dinner and stuff, housecleaning and whatnot during this livestream for long periods of time... LOL, it's so great to know somebody's holding down the fort in the chat during my absence.
2:41:00 dude Zane is probably the most entertaining guy who's ever lived.
2:54:00 yup, Zane is talking some real shit now!!! He sees that FAME VISION!!! Hold that vision, Zane!!! Hold that vision!!!
3:14:00 an expert know-it-all... ROFLMAOLOLOL!!! God I love this fuckin' guy.
3:17:00 oh my God ROFLROFLROFL.
3:19:00 ROFLROFL I'll volunteer for that, getting impregnated by Zane under the northern lights!?!?!
3:38:00 Zane is so brilliant and sexy. Listen Zane, I would totally meet you at a Kentucky, TN truck stop. No cameras though... I can't be having anybody know you took my hoboginity.
4:05:00 LMFAO "mentally challenged hobo".
4:07:00 God Zane excites me.
4:10:00 dude LMFAO Zane starts telling a hard luck story about how this chick in Alaska raped him in a hotel room for 5 hours!!! That's the story that comes to his mind when he thinks about me!? OMG!!! That's terrible!!!
4:19:00 I love Zane's perseverance and his sustained vision of YouTube/internet being his job. That's what it takes to make your goals and dreams a reality. So beautiful.
God Zane is so great.
Zane with all those crystal necklaces on is the sexiest thing ever.
5:07:00 ROFLMAO Zane addresses the part in the thread when we were almost all convinced that he was gay. LMFAO.
5:22:00 Zane's talking about some alternative platforms he's gonna try out because of YouTube being all restrictive with monetization. LOL I love it when Zane gets all 'dog trainer' with Mack, he's such a natural. Zane is a real man, he ain't no pussy! I'd like to see a fuckin' millennial do that! Bunch of limp wristed wussies!
5:35:00 OMG they're talking about getting Mack castrated!!!? Dude Mack's balls are legendary, they can't do that!!!
5:39:00 we inquired about whether Zane's hands are soft enough to wank yet or not, and apparently Zane has found a method to get around the calluses. So this is great news!!!
5:53:00 starts talking about some spiritual aspects of his journey.
6:09:00 starts addressing the fact that he's pushed his body to the limit on this journey.
6:17:00 says he's gonna get meaty again before he heads up to Alaska. Mmm, I can't wait to see a meaty Zane.
6:19:00 Zane's actually still hanging on to the concept of some kind of love relationship with his wife! WTF! Talk shit about Zane all you want, but he's loyal... to a fault IMO. She's totally fucked him over! Seems the most loyal people always get taken total advantage of. It's ass backward!
6:23:00 he further explains the death of the lineman.
Zane is basically like using us for psych counseling right now. LOLOL. What he's saying is very interesting though. I'm glad we're here for him right now. It's really special... Zane is clearly a very special person to have this audience be here for him while he bares his soul.
6:30:00 I'd listen to Zane ramble on and on about this shit while I suck on his fingers and stroke his sweet hobo meat.
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Dude that was a legendary 7 hour broadcast but it looks like YouTube only saved the last 2 hours of it?! The hell!? Oh well, at least I caught it live!!!
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Now it appears the whole 7 hours is uploaded, but the video is not set to embed on sites...
http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/06/12/20180612110008-87d024bb.png
You should fix that Zane...
Creator Studio > Video Manager > Click Video > Advanced Settings > Distribution Options > Allow Embed.
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It looks like YouTube is rather glitchy as it concerns livestreams on channels that aren't set up for monetization and whatnot...
I've seen like 5 different timestamps on that video, at one point it said it was around 6:59:00...
Just really weird stuff going on.
Like they've got those livestreams in a lower tier of importance when it comes to processing them or something.
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It still astounds me how YouTube can be so damn fucking glitchy when it's owned by the company that is trying to singlehandedly take over the internet, LMAO... Google can't even perfect a glitch free site. That's pretty amazing.
Not sure if you wanna call it conspiracy, synchronicity, or spiritual warfare by higher entities (or not higher entities), but there is a dude who used to give scorpion secrets and it used to glitch every time he went "there"
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(06-12-2018, 01:19 PM)Guest Wrote: Not sure if you wanna call it conspiracy, synchronicity, or spiritual warfare by higher entities (or not higher entities), but there is a dude who used to give scorpion secrets and it used to glitch every time he went "there"
Well it's hard to say, isn't it?
What with all their algorithms and shadow censoring etc. it would be easy to dismiss the interference on technological feats rather than some function of nature...
But one must remember art mimics life, and it stands to reason that nature itself could have built into it various functions which inhibit or otherwise prevent the sharing of certain info.
The only question is, what are the elements which coincide to trigger such censorship to take place? I believe it's not so much the truths being spoken, as it is the people (therefore, energies) which are attempting to share the truths.
Yeah...
Agreed...
Probably...
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1:45 mmmm, I swear it's moments like these when I can actually smell Zane's sweet hobo zest through the camera.
2:20 Zane just films in public like an absolute effortless pro, he just doesn't give one fuck whatsoever.
God... what a natural. What an absolutely shining example of someone whose DESTINY it is to share their fucking life.
Oooooh, Zane.
5:09 me too baby, me too.
6:52 ROFLROFL.
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You know...
4:12 it occurs to me that Zane exhibits a case of slight PTSD from being homeless...
Now the whole PTSD thing is overused as a terminology in my opinion.
But it's the closest thing I can think of to describe what I see in some of Zane's behavior.
Reminds me a bit of the guys who come home from fighting in wars and don't really know what the hell to do with themselves.
I think that is in the back of Zane's mind...
I think he fears he won't be entertaining if he's not going around living life on the edge, constantly on the move, etc.
I think there's a place inside Zane where he believes his success hinges on the kind of activity he's been showing us for the last year (basically).
The problem with that is that even it would get boring after a while, and that in its current state, there's no way to up the ante and keep going above and beyond.
If Zane doesn't raise his vibe, accept elevation, accept going around and doing the same ol' thing in a DIFFERENT way, on a different LEVEL...
He'll stagnate.
My vision for Zane's future includes him exploring THE WORLD. Where the focus isn't "How can I get there being homeless?" but instead, the focus is "How can I take a helicopter there and is there good reception?"
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Zane has some pretty intense power over electronics... he's absolutely doing the dance with those aetheric energies.
I feel bad for Zane having the kids over his head... it's such a bitch when you reproduce and you have that attachment to the kids which is almost like automatic guilt. Makes you have to do a whole bunch of ridiculous bullshit you wouldn't have to do otherwise.
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21:50 look how beautiful Zane is.
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Dude oh my God...
Zane's telling this story about how he almost got sex trafficked and murdered as a young traveler...
It's FUCKING disturbing.
4:36 - 5:08 I gotta admit, I busted out laughing. But this story is just FUCKED up.
10:17 LMFAOLOLOL.
Ah wow, what a fucked up story man, that shit took the cake.
This is another story about kidnapping:
4:06 ROFLROFL.
5:03 - 5:42 LMFAO dear God Zane... dear God.
6:30 - 6:38 ROFLMAO WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?
6:57 Insane Clown Posse, ROFLMAO. 7:07 OMG this is horrible.
8:09 BWAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK!!!
9:06 OMG that's honestly creepy as shit.
10:33 oh wow man... interesting. Zane's fucking LIFE THOUUUGHHH.
This is the video where those videos were linked:
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6:20 LMFAOLOLOL.
7:30 BWAHAHAHAHAHA OMG.
Yikes, just yikes.
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Zane's back in a hotel room...
Wonder what his plan is??
Hoteling it up must mean he's pretty close to his goals.
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I've been absent for most of this livestream, housework etc., so no ballpark on the timestamps...
It seems like Zane has a martyr concept going on here re: going home to see his kids.
What I mean is, I can see his vision of events in his mind's eye when he talks about how he's going to show up whilst recording so that there will be a lot of witnesses and how he'll "win either way"...
Like if they react badly and get ridiculous, he'll win, and if they don't react badly and just let him hang out with the kids, he'll also win.
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He also said that if his wife goes crazy on him when he arrives, the video will go viral...
That really isn't a guarantee.
Whatever Zane is planning, how ever he's envisioning it in his mind's eye...
I have no doubt he has the best intentions to see his children and encourage them.
But I think he's underestimating how hysterically retarded women can truly be.
06-13-2018, 09:36 PM
Trix doing household chores
@ 30 sec.
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LMFAO Zane is in the bath tub and he's about to eat a can of tortilla soup!!!
Fuckin' guy is legendary!!!
Oh my God Zane says he's about to talk dirty!!!
He said his ultimate fantasy is a weed necklace and edible cherry Starburst underwear.
Low key the most vanilla shit I've ever heard, but I appreciate the effort!!!
Bwahahahaha...
Zane is a naughty boy tonight.
Love you, fella.
I really didn't expect to see Zane in the tub again... sigh. It's a beautiful sight.
Bwahahaha... I just had a hilarious thought.
Think of this whole entire thing from Mack's view.
He has NOOO IDEA who the hell Zane is talking to all the time, LMFAO!!!
I mean he probably does cuz he's probably pretty intuitive, like he probably gets there's something going on with the phone/camera and whatnot. Like I'm sure he knows a thing or two about it.
But it's just kinda hilarious to suddenly think for the first time that Mack sees things that way. LMFAO.
Look at this righteous livestream thumbnail...
http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/06...a4e7cd.png
Look how gorgeous Zane is, 68 people watching him take a fucking bath...
http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/06...d0d28b.png
Legend. Pure, sheer, total legend.
Dude I have noooooo idea what Zane is talking about.
He's getting out of the tub, he turned the camera around so we can't see him.
Zane locked himself out of the hotel room and now he's having to cut the broadcast so he can call his friend whose name is on the room and get the front desk to talk to them to verify identity.
Aaand he's back in.
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