Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

So fucking cringe, ROFLROFL!!!

Bring on this retarded adventure, motherfuckers!!!

[Mister Obvious]

HARD cringe. ROFLROFL.

[Guest]

I hope they dont end up in that grizzly bear sanctuary. Zane getting chased by a big bear would get so many views but so would hugging one and sharing a salmon by the river. Priss looks a bit aboriginal so perhaps she knows how to talk to bears. He needs to interact with nature mo . If it were me i would get a bare naked newer sprinter van so you got extra room and it wont break down in some god forsaken hillbilly town like where mo lives

[Guest]

They can’t livestream because little beta boi Big Nick Digger stalks their every move and will attempt to sabotage the trip however possible. He’s the male version of “Single White Female”. I’m not even being dramatic, it’s FACT.

[Mister Obvious]

He can't livestream because of somebody in the comments section/chat??

LMFAOOOOO.

That's the fucking dumbest thing I've ever heard.

It's called mods.

It's called IGNORE THE CHAT.

How do people like you SURVIVE on the internet?

My God!

[Mister Obvious]

Is BND the famed Charles?

Or have you even been around long enough to know who Charles is?

You sound like a fucking noob.

What could they do?

Call the police on Priss/Zane?

They're not doing anything wrong.

As long as Zane isn't driving.

[Mister Obvious]

There's literally nothing the trolls can do.

And NOT livestreaming will make no difference at all...

BND already said he's gonna call the border, LMAO.

He'll do it whether they livestream or not.

If they have superchat enabled, they should livestream.

[Mister Obvious]

If Zane didn't have Priss to coddle every second of every single day (with absolutely no payoff for doing so) then you can bet he'd be livestreaming right now.

BND isn't the one sabotaging the trip... it's Priss, just by virtue of existing in the same space as Zane.

[Mister Obvious]

I bet she's already making the trip suck for him.

[Guest]

they need to stop by a catholic church to have a priest bless that camper van so their journey is successful . holy water can be sprinkled on it and who knows there might be demons that need to be exorcised out , i wonder if zane even knows the history of that torture wagon

i lived in a demon possessed house and it caused me a decade of horrors

[Mister Obvious]

I feel like they're gonna be posting even fewer videos now than they did before they left.

[Mister Obvious]

i wonder if zane even knows the history of that torture wagon

You so crazy!

Love you baby...

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BywDUM5DP-n/

A barrel of fuckin' laughs right there!!!

Damn, calm down!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I think I'd rather date a fat chick...

Aren't they supposed to be jolly or something?

[Mister Obvious]

The fuck is the point of a video like that anyway though??

Is it supposed to show us how depressing and boring it is to be with her??

Is it supposed to be a glimpse into the misery??

And with that caption, "Hard at work"... what is he trying to say he's proud of her for keeping up with their eBay sales, or whatever the fuck he's suggesting she's doing??

Their life seems so fucking boring... it's honestly so fucking depressing it's hard to bear.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane convincing her it's okay to let him drive kinda reminds me of convincing people it's okay to have sex without a condom...

Almost kinda turns me on.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean I'd definitely prefer Zane over a female driver, like of course it's only natural...

But I'm just saying, LOL.

Facepalm.

[Mister Obvious]

Like...

What the fuck does he FEEL when he LOOKS at her???

I cannot imagine.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BywGA_pDZpn/

*violent gagging*

[Mister Obvious]

This has gotta be one of the most cringe things I've ever witnessed.