I dislike oral sex.
#1
Scholar 
Keep your face out of my crawl...

And no, I do not want to suck your dick.

Oral sex is so boring and disgusting.

Time wasted that could have been spent fucking hard.

Having said that, I do find penii with intact foreskin about 64% more desirable for sucking.

And admittedly, I'll engage in oral sex. I will. But it's just...

So fucking boring and I'd rather be doing literally anything else.

I'd rather get a cavity drilled than suck a dick. Or receive oral.
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#2
I'm so fucking grateful to be single and alone so I don't have to put up with that stupid dick sucking bullshit.

Maybe someday I will secure a friend with benefits who's down with the program and will just come around SOLELY to fuck super hard, and then just leave.

Like, just come around... bang super hard, and then go. Just leave. That would be awesome.

I'm gonna write that one down and put it in my wish jar.
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#3
So when should i come over? ... Hey, cant blame me for trying.
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#4
I smile when I remember I posted this thread...

Giant Banana
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#5
Drool 
methinks the lady doth protest too much Tongue
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#6
(03-05-2017, 03:20 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Keep your face out of my crawl...

And no, I do not want to suck your dick.

Oral sex is so boring and disgusting.

Time wasted that could have been spent fucking hard.

Having said that, I do find penii with intact foreskin about 64% more desirable for sucking.

And admittedly, I'll engage in oral sex. I will. But it's just...

So fucking boring and I'd rather be doing literally anything else.

I'd rather get a cavity drilled than suck a dick. Or receive oral.

I’m in the thirsty sex percentile and I have a lisp plus I stutter and will get very nervous if I go down on you but everyone’s gotta learn sometime.
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#7
A lisp!?

Rub Hands
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#8
Can phone sex be called oral sex?
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#9
How about holding onto a guy's dick and talking into it like a microphone?
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#10
*steps up to the mic*
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#11
Lucky Mike
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#12
Pancakes
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#13
(03-05-2017, 03:25 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I'm so fucking grateful to be single and alone so I don't have to put up with that stupid dick sucking bullshit.

Maybe someday I will secure a friend with benefits who's down with the program and will just come around SOLELY to fuck super hard, and then just leave.

Like, just come around... bang super hard, and then go. Just leave. That would be awesome.

I'm gonna write that one down and put it in my wish jar.

hahaha!

You're the best MO

Multinana
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#14
They need to MAN UP and CLAM UP.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#15
I wonder why they call things that aren't sex "sex"?

Penis + vagina = sex.

Everything else isn't sex.
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#16
Maybe they should stick to calling dick in pussy sex "reproduction" or "breeding".
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#17
No it's just sex.

Everything else is just penetration.
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#18
For your Identification card/passport/driver liscence or whatever they use "sex" for male or female.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#19
If two guys are tugging at you to see who gets to impregnate you first they'll say, "Leggo my preggo."
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#20
Oh my God man...

I wish I could go back to the caveman days when such scenarios were truly prevalent.
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