I dreamed I was shooting up sperm with a turkey baster...
#61
So it’s just like that? They’re all liars or willing to lie? I don’t think that was the point of astrology. It’s to provide a probabilistic account, not certainties. You never asked me what I did.
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#62
What do you mean 'what you did'??
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#63
I am soon to depart from here. It’s been a long last couple days and I’ve been a bit insomniac. Haven’t slept well in a couple days. But I will be back and do enjoy the space you’ve created. I hope I haven’t bored you to death. You have almost 30,000 posts. If I’ve reduced you to mumness now I must be a real loser. No one can walk in another’s shoes but I know you’re a nice gal and it’s not too late for you. Make of it what you will. Like James, brother of Jesus said, we are vapors, here one minute and gone the next. I am a wayfarer, and I don’t know if I will be here tomorrow.
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#64
I have great respect for you, because you are a soul. The ancient Greek Cynic philosopher walked around Greece in broad daylight with a lantern and when asked what he was doing responding, “I am seeking a man.” In ancient times, many of the philosophers were what later cultures would call prophets. You are a soul of inestimable worth. What profiteth it a man if he gains the whole world but loses his own soul? You are precious in the side of YHWH, our Father.
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#65
We are all wanderers in a strange land, dear one.

See you next time.
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#66
(03-10-2019, 07:46 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Dude...

You have GOTTA fucking tell me your sign...

https://kalender-365.de/sternzeichen/zodiac.php

I'm ALMOST fascinated here.


I wasn’t trying to be rude the other night. What is your sign?
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#67
Aries/Horse.
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#68
Ah, your birthday is coming up. What are you going to do for it?
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#69
Ah, nothin'...

I don't really care about it!
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#70
Yep. Pretty much anything done enough times loses its flare. Except eating pizza. I could eat pizza every day. But even though you don’t celebrate it I hope it’s your best one yet.
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#71
Thank you very much, and I hope your solar return season is the best one you've ever had too!
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#72
Fannie you should use a super soaker instead.

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2013/08/04/magazine/04wmt/mag-04WMT-t_CA0-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#73
I have some pipettes I bought for the job.

Admittedly I have nooo idea where they are now...

They must have gotten lost amidst my end of the world supplies.

Alas, I know that just when I need them, they'll reveal themselves...

Rub Hands
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#74
You better believe the day I get to fulfill this fantasy is gonna be one of the greatest.
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#75
It won't be THE greatest, but it'll be right up in there.
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#76
LOL. Hey, you can fill condoms with spunk and burst them inside you.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#77
You deserve some kind of award for that imagination, Dickie.
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#78
I tried stuffing playdough into a condom once to see if I could make a temporary dildo.

It absolutely did not work.
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#79
You should have just stuffed a cucumber in it.
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#80
Oh I've done that before...

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