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There was a dude jizzing in a bowl and I watered down the jizz and sucked it up into the turkey baster and then masturbated until I came and then inserted the turkey baster and its contents.
I felt it, no BS, I felt all the liquid. While I was doing it I was thinking “OMG, what if this really works?! I can’t handle having a baby!” And then I was thinking about the guy... I don’t even know who he was!!!
I Googled it and apparently you REALLY CAN get pregnant by using a turkey baster and a fresh load!!!
I wanna try this.
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TBH, not only do I wanna try it, but I kinda wanna do it every single day because it was FUN.
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And I'm about 60% sure I've had a similar dream in the distant past.
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Dude OMG...
Look how many times insemination with a turkey baster has actually been discussed here:
(07-16-2017, 02:07 PM)Trix Wrote: (07-16-2017, 01:53 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: Sure thing, I can also use a turkey baster on you.
One of my HOTTEST, most long held fantasies.
(11-24-2017, 04:02 PM)Trix Wrote: That's the only kinda bank I'd rob, baby...
"Woman caught in sperm bank, found in compromising position with turkey baster, had brought along portable DVD player showing re-runs of Columbo"
WTF?!!!
I guess it really is a deep seeded fantasy of mine...
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(11-24-2017, 04:02 PM)Trix Wrote: "Woman caught in sperm bank, found in compromising position with turkey baster, had brought along portable DVD player showing re-runs of Columbo"
It's so obvious...
This really is my fantasy.
One that I forget about 99.9998% of the time.
But one of my deepest fantasies no less.
From the way I was enjoying it in the dream...
It's like I was a fiend for shooting up sperm with a turkey baster.
It's like I was addicted to the wetness.
It's like it was a fetish.
I can see myself going on a several months long spree of shooting up sperm with a turkey baster...
Then finally just getting burnt out and never doing it again.
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This Thanksgiving they'll be stuffing you instead.
Hands Up! Panties Down!
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11-18-2018, 03:48 PM
fake dream
I think this is trixys way of making us all stop watching porn. Still i wanna stuff the little gobbler for thankyougiving
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This is ridiculous...just ridiculous I tell you....If I was standing in front of you masturbating.. well to be honest...if any woman wanted me to flog myself off to her.......the last place I would be shooting is into a freaken bowl ....
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No man I mean...
Don't get me wrong, of course I would prefer the old fashioned method of impregnation.
But I can't lie, the concept of conceiving without actually having sex with somebody really intrigues me.
Especially the thought of them actually being in the same room at the time...
It's an old fetish...
But now there are some new layers getting added to it.
I'm enjoying myself.
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(11-19-2018, 03:53 AM)Trix Wrote: I'm here all week.
from what time to what time?
ah shit i just woke up and had a pretty tame dream compared to yours...
here's my tame dream
so there i was
In a aluminum shed when the earthquake struck, it was connected to a wooden home, the way to exit was through the aluminum shed, the doors were stuck and would not open. I appeared outside of the building along with other startled people. Then I was home where there was an old lady lying in bed who was sick and getting ready to die, she was there along with other family friends.
-end 11/18
sidenote
there were two eqs in town one was very unusually located
carry on with your turkey baster
i still like you
(11-19-2018, 07:57 AM)Guest Wrote: here's my tame dream
so there i was
In a aluminum shed when the earthquake struck, it was connected to a wooden home, the way to exit was through the aluminum shed, the doors were stuck and would not open. I appeared outside of the building along with other startled people. Then I was home where there was an old lady lying in bed who was sick and getting ready to die, she was there along with other family friends.
-end 11/18
sidenote
there were two eqs in town one was very unusually located
carry on with your turkey baster
i still like you
i don't care what you guys think, im pretty sure i have super powers
also today i dont like you trix i re read your thread, good day
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I think about it all the time.
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MO, it’s totally natural for a woman of your age to have thoughts turn to childbirth. Whether you know it or not, your body does and is trying to tell you that your years of fertility are slowly coming to an end. But NEVER settle for less than you are worth. You are worth your weight in rubies.
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(03-10-2019, 04:31 PM)Hi There Wrote: MO, it’s totally natural for a woman of your age to have thoughts turn to childbirth. Whether you know it or not, your body does and is trying to tell you that your years of fertility are slowly coming to an end. But NEVER settle for less than you are worth. You are worth your weight in rubies.
Awwwe, that's so sweet, Hi There!
Yes! Thank you!
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So how are you doing on that front? I saw you said you were in a serious relationship in 2016 with a 46 year old man. Are you still with him or are you single now?
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Nah you are not remembering correctly. I haven't been in what I would call a 'serious relationship' for the past few years... I tried to have a serious relationship back in 2017 but it didn't work out. It was such a short duration that I don't even know if you could call it a relationship. He was even younger than me though... I chock up it up to a lack of maturity, which at such a young age, nobody can be blamed for. I am not looking for romance right now, Hi There... in case you're asking for that reason.
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