Think I'm just gonna go ahead and commit to a life of celibacy...

[Mister Obvious]

Seriously, fuck it, why not!?

I've got too many issues to be having sexual relationships anyway...

It's for the best!!!

[Mister Obvious]

1.5 years since I've had sex, it's a great start already.

I GOT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

The last time you had sex was in england ? ... Its very spooky over there, i stayed in a 300 year old house and had super weird dreams when i was there as a kid.

[Mister Obvious]

*nods*

It WAS in England bro...

Which is a really fucking weird thought LMFAO!

God help me.

[Mister Obvious]

But I would like to have sex again before I die... on the real.

I may have to pay somebody though... I need to set aside a savings fund to pay for sex!!!

[youd like]

But I would like to have sex again before I die... on the real.

I may have to pay somebody though... I need to set aside a savings fund to pay for sex!!!

i heard mccains daughter say on the view that if you want to do that you can go to a place that is legal

[Guest]

You need to tell us about these issues that are preventing you from having sex so that we may resolve them and you can have sex again. We're here for you, MO.

[zenba]

it's better to remain celibate than to hook up with someone for which you have no feelings or connection. especially for women.

[Mister Obvious]

So true Genba.

Because once I take you in, you’re in there forever.

[Guest]

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

but...
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[Guest]

but...
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Here a boob, there a boob, everywhere a boob! Old McDonald had a boob... nah, fuck it.

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

Here a boob, there a boob, everywhere a boob! Old McDonald had a boob... nah, fuck it.

[Kitty]

I'm thinking maybe you're still emotionally and physically attached to someone else

[Kitty]

I don't like having sex with new people

[Kitty]

But I would like to have sex again before I die... on the real.

I may have to pay somebody though... I need to set aside a savings fund to pay for sex!!!

I'll just save up for a sex robot when they start making them for women

[Mister Obvious]

I'm thinking maybe you're still emotionally and physically attached to someone else

Very interesting point...

I don't like having sex with new people

Me either. But the thing is, I'd never wanna 'go back' and do the sex with somebody I did it with in the past, AFTER having been with somebody else. To me that is... agh, it's a huge step backward.

[GG]

Seriously, fuck it, why not!?

I've got too many issues to be having sexual relationships anyway...

It's for the best!!!

Hey, it hasn't hurt me. lol.