I went to the grocery store wearing a fairly short dress...
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Dancing Banana 
Commando of course...

I bent over to get some stuff out of the bottom of the cart, and I could feel the air on my vagina.

I turn around and the bag boy goes "Nice dress."
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#2
good answer bag boy good answer!
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#3
It's not the first time I've inadvertently flashed my vagina to unsuspecting dudes...

And I pray it won't be the last.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#4
I also enjoy accidentally flashing nipples.

I achieve this by wearing any kind of low cut or deep v-neck shirt with a regular bra...

It doesn't even require anything scandalous. Nobody can say shit!

But at the right angle, from the side, nipple is visible.

I think this is very exciting.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#5
imagine now a man doing this jail time ,sex criminal, you are a sex predictor lol! ;p
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#6
Are you trying to tell me you're in prison right now?


That's hot.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#7
LOL no been there done that ! but not for your crimes lol
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#8
just a single Dad now living in the ghetto ! somewhat similar though
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(07-08-2017, 01:27 PM)Trix Wrote: Commando of course...

I bent over to get some stuff out of the bottom of the cart, and I could feel the air on my vagina.

I turn around and the bag boy goes "Nice dress."

Did you go shopping for salami?
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#10
Don't forget the mustard for those sausages.
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#11
Every time I see Dark Dick's avatar, I become moist.

You sure know how to trigger Trixie in the pants!

Banana

Man if making sexually suggestive and totally obscene posts to public figures online was a punishable offense, I'd be FUUUUUUUCKED.

And at the last minute I'd tell them I identified as a MAN, and I'd have them send me to a male prison.

And better yet, I'd plead insanity as well as being a male, in hopes they'd send me to an all male insane asylum because I KNOW the sex would be better.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#12
You mean your invisible pants/panties.
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#13
Sometimes implied underwear makes certain jokes funnier!
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#14
Hmmm... Isn't it around the time of month when the aliens usually abduct you, maybe they forgot to put your panties back on this time.
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#15
That typically happens around the 27th Dark.

I caught myself almost putting my underwear on inside out, but that happened on the 23rd or I would have posted about it.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#16
Ashamed to admit I was wearing underwear...
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#17
God he's a beautiful man.

He is a BEAUTIFUL man.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#18
This   is wonderful trix  , i just wish i was that bagboy  and then i could have helped you load your groceries into your car and  made my move  .After  brushing against your erect nipples  and smelling your wonderful perfume  i wouldn't be able to resist the overpowering temptation to grab your  sweet ass .  Passionate sex   back at your place   is really the only outcome , and sausage  is on the menu .  Perhaps you have a pool  and i can watch your  naked body glide through the water  as i wait to towel off my mistress before another heated encounter .
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#19
(07-08-2017, 06:37 PM)Lucas Wrote:  i wouldn't be able to resist the overpowering temptation to grab your  sweet ass .

Hell fucking yes, you could help put that load in my 'vehicle'... gnomesayin'!

I love your willingness to give Mistress Trix what she wants, real deep down in her heart.
God made me funky...
And I'm glad He blessed me that way.
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#20
Bag Boy: "Paper or plastic?"

Trix: "Latex."

The bag boy takes Trix out to the back behind the dumpsters.

They take their clothes off and start furiously rubbing their buttholes together using the mustard Trix had bought as lubricant.
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