My nails are too long to pick my nose...

[Mister Obvious]

It is slightly problematic.

This throws a monkey wrench into my plans.

[Kitty Von Catsworth]

you can do it , we all cheering for you

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/...ng-5452280

[Dark Dick]

Try your little toe.

[Mister Obvious]

I just woke myself up picking my nose and I'm like damn, that's a first...

But it woke me up because I stabbed the hell out of my nostril and now I smell blood.

[Guest]

yeah man were not allowed to talk about penetration and trix's vag , only licking and massage

[Mister Obvious]

Oh you can talk about penetrating my vagina all day and night...

But I am just setting the record straight, I do not believe in penetrating my own vagina.

Vagina should be penetrated by penis, or by nice big man fingers that, quite obviously, do not belong to me.

I don't like cunnilinguis either. I think it's totally disgusting. I find it demoralizing and just nasty.

There is nothing within me that wishes to receive that sexual act and I could live the rest of my life and never experience it again.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh and I hate kissing too.

Just while we're down this rabbit hole.

I think it's nasty as fuck and can't imagine ever wanting to do it.

I believe in getting banged the hell out of and being squeezed.

That's all I care about, that's all I desire, and I really don't want to have to deal with any of the other crap.

[Guest]

i don't understand the outright hatred of kissing trix , that one baffles me

did you have an unfortunate pervert uncle that french kissed you ? lol

a pretty girl that hates kissing really confounds me for some reason , https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3292/27746...z.jpg?zz=1

[Mister Obvious]

Most people don't understand my aversion to kissing.

I can only say that it's too much of an intrusion to me.

The mouth is... private. It's totally private.

And it's just NASTY. I don't care if it's clean, it's still nasty.

And I'm not sorry. I'm just not.

Kissing other areas is fine and great, but right in the mouth...

Ugh, God no. I'd closed mouth kiss or something. I guess.

[Mister Obvious]

These are some of the reasons I've totally let go of having an exclusive partner in life...

People need to experience kissing and sucking on vagina and all that other stupid shit.

And I am just not into it, I can't provide that... don't want to, won't.

So I don't expect for anyone to be happy in that situation and I would just have to allow my partner to be with other people in order to fill those needs that I basically just refuse to fill.

Whatever I can't give to somebody, I expect them to just get it somewhere else.

People have their needs.

I have... few needs. LOL. I want like a couple basic things. That's it.

It would take searching through literally billions of people to find someone who would actually be happy with me.

That's how I feel about it. And it's fine... I am not sad about it. Luckily, I am a very happy person when I am left to my own devices. I appreciate aloneness and I can be alone with myself and... absolutely love it.

[Dark Dick]

Trix "Copulator" Malone

[Mister Obvious]

Dark "Coitus" Dick...

[Dark Dick]

Trix "In My Pussy Or You're A Wussy" Malone

[Mister Obvious]

Amen, brother, amen.

[Mister Obvious]

Slam that clam.

[Dark Dick]

Bang that Tang.

[Dj.R@N$OM]

beware of brain injury when picking!

[GG]

I've never woken up picking my nose before, but I've cut my nose with my nail before.

That's pretty funny, Trix. LOL!