Sex dolls. So many choices
#1
Eyeroll 
Lots of accessories. What if i get a real girl and she discovers my dolly. I wonder if couples ever buy one of these and where do people hide them, maybe you just dress her up and seat her in a chair when not in use
https://sexyrealsexdolls.com/collections...-doll-liza
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#2
Dude OMG! Sex dolls have come such a long way!

AN ELVIRA SEX DOLL!?!?!?!?!?!

https://sexyrealsexdolls.com/collections...-love-doll

WHY THEY GOTTA BE SO EXPENSIVE?!

Hawt:

https://sexyrealsexdolls.com/collections...-love-doll

Hawt:

https://sexyrealsexdolls.com/collections...sensations

I'll take the one on the right:

https://sexyrealsexdolls.com/collections...ty-sisters

WTF this one's pregnant?!?!?

https://sexyrealsexdolls.com/collections...e-sex-doll

WTF this one has three titties!?!?!

https://sexyrealsexdolls.com/collections...boobs-gwen

That site is terrible to navigate BTW they need to re-do it.
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#3
ALIEN SEX DOLLS.
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#4
(07-07-2018, 06:05 PM)Kenny Wrote: Lots of accessories. What if i get a real girl and she discovers my dolly. I wonder if couples ever buy one of these and where do people hide them, maybe you just dress her up and seat her in a chair when not in use
https://sexyrealsexdolls.com/collections...-doll-liza

Guys who buy sex dolls are in no danger of getting a real girl. lol

That big blob of silicon is reportedly very heavy and deforms over time due to gravity. A real girl is easier to manhandle.
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#5
These dolls are evidently lighter weight than a RealDoll. The RealDoll is solid silicon and weighs a ton.

The oversized nipples on Elvira and the second doll are silly looking.

"Linda" looks like she has been pre-fucked with a monster dong.

The pregnant doll is for guys who enjoy another dude's sloppy seconds. lol
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#6
These heifers are more realstic, but they cost over $6000.

https://www.realdoll.com/

56k warning: the pages take forever to load.
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#7
Alien dildos for the discriminating extraterrestrial Webmistress:

https://bad-dragon.com/
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#8
(07-07-2018, 06:28 PM)Guest Wrote: "Linda" looks like she has been pre-fucked with a monster dong.

I know, I noticed that, what the fuck?!
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#9
(07-07-2018, 07:14 PM)Trix Wrote: I know, I noticed that, what the fuck?!

I think the factory workers have drunken orgies with the dolls before they ship them out.

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#10
They need to make the holes at least a little challenging to get into...
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#11
Part of the fun is not being able to get it in.
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#12
(07-07-2018, 07:27 PM)Trix Wrote: They need to make the holes at least a little challenging to get into...

Yeah, at those prices a guy should be able to forcibly rape his sex doll. lol

Seriously though, what's the point of spending that kind of money for a doll? It will never provide true companionship. If you want a simulated female hole to fuck, a Fleshlight is only $70.
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#13
(07-07-2018, 07:31 PM)Guest Wrote: Yeah, at those prices a guy should be able to forcibly rape his sex doll. lol

Fuck yeah...

nanarub
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#14
At least you know from the start the doll is your zombie bitch and she will never leave you and is always ready for romance and doesnt fart. However...Its funner to chase real women get them drunk and fuck their brains out
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#15
(07-07-2018, 07:27 PM)Trix Wrote: Part of the fun is not being able to get it in.

A couple of roofies and a bottle of Astroglide overcomes all resistance. lol
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#16
It ain't about resistance it's about a tight fucking hole.
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#17
(07-07-2018, 08:36 PM)Trix Wrote: It ain't about resistance it's about a tight fucking hole.

Listen here, ya zany broad. If you can squeeze an 8 pound baby through that hole, a properly lubricated willy ain't gonna encounter many insurmountable obstacles.
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#18
Bwahahahahaha.
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#19
You just haven't had a tight fucking hole in decades and you're mad bro.
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#20
(07-07-2018, 08:59 PM)Trix Wrote: You just haven't had a tight fucking hole in decades and you're mad bro.

Sad Nana
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