SECTUAL

Like NOBODY is gonna rape you if you're wearing these pants.

It's almost as much anti rape security as being a feminist, only not as ugly.

No, but I have a pair of anti-rape-pants cutters that enable me to gain instant access to the protected goods. Thanks for reminding me to bring them when I get around to stalking you one of these days.

LOL!

This is no joke, Flo.

I mean Bo.

Whatever your name is.

I'm coming for you.

One day when I get motivated.

In the military, they issue prescription glasses that we called birth control glasses.

Yeah, the same black plastic frames that made all of the kids in the 1960s look like nerds.

(12-15-2018, 08:45 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Birth control glasses...

THEY WORK.

http://www.sectual.com/thread-10581-post-78244.html

I wear birth control glasses...

And now I am fully protected with the addition of the anti rape pants in my anti rape arsenal.

All of these elaborate defenses only make me more determined to defeat them.

Get ready, Flo. It's coming.

"Flo"...



Like, gross.

In a global cataclysm you are gonna need anti cannibal pants

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think Jo understands how serious the situation is.

I DON'T THINK JO UNDERSTANDS THE SEVERITY OF THIS SITUATION EITHER.

WOULDN'T WANNA BE JO RIGHT NOW THO.

I am an expert at removing womens clothing. Do yous ever dress like in yer avatar ?

(02-25-2019, 10:50 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Do yous ever dress like in yer avatar ?

Ain't no straps on that bodice... homey don't play that.

Rapist: "Drop those panties bitch!"

Rapee: "You'll never get through my anti-rape jeans."

Rapist: "Say aaahhh..."

I don’t think you guys understand...

The pants aren’t padlocked or something.

They’re just super unflattering...

They’re kinda like the “ugly sweater” of pants.