Plus she wears berkinstalks. All these accssories combat effects of viagra.
LOLOLOL.
IT’S FOR THE BEST.
I totally don’t wear Birkenstocks. That’s just taking it too far. Great idea though!
Depends on the butt stuffed into them. I seriously doubt there's a pair of pants yours wouldn't look good in. Hell, all of the women would start wearing ugly pants if they saw them on you.
Well that might just happen then, LOL!
I have actually set trends before!
And I know it was me who was responsible because it was some kinda super bizarre shit nobody else would do... and most certainly I never saw anybody else doing it, until like 4-5 months after I did it.
(02-26-2019, 02:50 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I have actually set trends before!
So have I. In elementary school, I started wearing one of those dyed rabbit's feet in my belt loop. Soon all the kids were doing it. I didn't know whether to be flattered or annoyed at them for stealing my schtick.
I try to react with being flattered. It’s sweet!
(02-26-2019, 02:10 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I don’t think you guys understand...
The pants aren’t padlocked or something.
They’re just super unflattering...
Now I get it. The tight pants show off your bulge.
You got me, Dickie. You got me.
