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https://www.techradar.com/news/iphone-xi]https://www.techradar.com/news/iphone-xi

Look how fugly that back camera design is...

And look at the part in the article where it says "everybody" is "getting rid of the headphone jack" as if that's a GOOD THING or somehow revolutionary. ROFLMFAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

I would NEVERRRRRR want a fucking smartphone that doesn't even have a fucking HEADPHONE JACK. So I guess "EVERYONE" taking them away should REMEMBER THAT.

Fucking idiots.

Fuck iPhone... total trash.

Everyone I know who has an iPhone has been talking about how their phones are fucking up with all these weird glitches lately... and the iPhone 6S Plus I had recently failed catastrophically. I was able to do what I've been planning for a long time... DITCH iPhone for Android. SOOO glad... Android is SO MUCH BETTER.

Is it any coincidence that all the "old" (LMFAO) iPhones are glitching lately, right ahead of a new release!? PROBABLY FUCKING NOT! HAH! 

Do yourself a favor... 

Save hundreds of dollars and don't be a fucking doucheass lemming who gets the newest iPhone as soon as it comes out...

If you get every new iPhone they put out and all you care about is a stupid fucking brand, you're just a fucking tool who can't think for themselves.

Android owns iPhone immeasurably at this point.

Read the wealth of info about how Apple FUCKS YOU iPhone owners real hard sans lube every chance it gets!

(11-15-2018, 03:04 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I present to you... EVERYTHING WRONG WITH APPLE/IPHONE!

"The Assfucking Continues: Apple is now SLOWING DOWN your iPhone X and 8"

http://www.sectual.com/post-75120.html

Quote:APPLE is now slowing down the performance of the iPhone X, iPhone 8 and iPhone 8 Plus, after having launched a new update for its mobile operating system.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/7633147/ap...t-feature/

Yeah that's right...

Apple is PURPOSELY slowing down the $1000 phone you bought last year, cuz it's OLDDDDDD MKAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

"Apple: Yes, we're slowing down older iPhones"

https://money.cnn.com/2017/12/21/technol...index.html

Here's a running list of Apple's other WRONGDOINGS and blatant fucking FAILURES:

"Apple sells out to China, the technocratic, oligarchic, commie hellhole & global HQ"

http://www.sectual.com/thread-5355.html

"The Apple iPhone is sexist"

http://www.sectual.com/thread-350.html

"iPhone 8: More glass, more shit to break"

http://www.sectual.com/thread-3367.html

"Many of the SIM card trays on all new water resistant iPhones are not flush"

http://www.sectual.com/thread-3410.html

"I demand that Apple bring back the headphone jack on all future iPhones"

http://www.sectual.com/thread-3568.html

"I’m DUMPING iPhone for Blackberry and HERE’S WHY"

http://www.sectual.com/thread-6148.html

"iPhone’s newest models are even more ridiculous, Apple, it’s a fail"

http://www.sectual.com/thread-8179.html

"Corporate Karma: Stocks Slammed Into Red As Apple Tumbles, Trade Deal Hopes Evaporate"

http://www.sectual.com/thread-9421.html

"Apple Signals 'Disappointing Demand' As It Cancels Production Boost For iPhone XR"

http://www.sectual.com/thread-9554.html

(08-29-2019, 07:02 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]. . . the iPhone 6S Plus I had recently failed catastrophically.

I have NEVERRR seen an Apple device FAIL the way that phone did...

I mean the shit was SPECTACULAR.

The swan dive was almost IMPRESSIVE in a fucking twisted kinda way, hahahaha!!!

Holy shit, good going Apple!!!

Why did it fail?? Why are peoples' "older" iPhones failing??

Well I don't know how any INTELLIGENT PERSON would disagree with the possibility that they're CAUSING THEM TO FAIL on a software level BECAUSE they're rolling out a NEW RELEASE.

LOOK AT THE PROOF:

(11-15-2018, 03:04 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]"Apple: Yes, we're slowing down older iPhones"

https://money.cnn.com/2017/12/21/technol...index.html

Apple thinks you are a FUCKING JOKE.

Apple thinks you SHOULDN'T HAVE FREE SPEECH.

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/apples-tim-...s-platform

Tim Cook HATES YOUR FUCKING FREEDOM.

He's all about censorship and controlling what info YOU GET TO SEE.

He wants you to pay ASTRONOMICAL PRICES for his fucking controlled device BECAUSE YOU OUGHT TO FORK OVER YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY FOR IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

BOW DOWN to the one you serve!!!

BOW DOWN TO APPLE AND LET THEM FUCK YOU WHILE THEY CONTROL WHAT INFORMATION YOU CAN AND CAN'T HAVE ACCESS TO WITH YOUR $1000 PHONE!!!

Bahahahaha what a fucking joke...

I will NEVER buy a fucking Apple product again.

Steve would have to RISE FROM THE GRAVE and put these FUCKUPS at Apple in their place before I'd ever buy another damn Apple product.

They've PURPOSELY been DEGRADING THE FUNCTION of each Apple product they've released since Jobs died.

It took a few years after his death to start seeing the serious changes...

We all knew it would happen.

Royal fuckup.

I've seen 8 year olds with iPhones...

IT'S NOT FUCKING COOL ANYMORE, ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's years removed from actually being cool to have an iPhone.

Totally out of trend, totally irrelevant.

Android devices are SO MUCH MORE FUN.

They LOOK better, they're an absolute blast to use...

Very FUN and EXCITING...

Two things that iPhone hasn't been since...

Hmm, probably around 2012 at least for me in my personal experience.

people weren't getting enough radiation damage just by using their iphones, so they got rid of the headphone port forcing people to use bluetooth airbuds. just leave em in all day, you won't even notice your health deteriorating. cus of brain damage.

My iPod Nano is the only Apple product I'll ever own. It does one thing, and does it well. And it has a headphone jack.

Dude Genba it's so weird you say that because when I was working with my iPhone to see if resetting it etc. would fix the issue (and ultimately nothing worked) I started getting this weird vibe that it was like... leaking some of kind of poisonous radiation type deal. Like I dunno, it had this aura around it that was palpable. That's TOTALLY woo-woo shit. The ONLY thing that has been said about iPhone on this thread that can't be proved, for the most part. I acknowledge that. But I couldn't get over the eerie feeling.