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WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.

Let me just start off by saying...

I heard about this show a while back, and while it did seem like subject matter that is right up my alley, I really never had any intention of watching it.

But I've been hearing a lot about it lately and particularly have been told to read the book first. So I went on Amazon and looked at the book preview...

https://www.amazon.com/You-Novel-Carolin...1476785600

And man I gotta tell ya...

That is one badly written book, LMAO!!!!!!!!!

It makes me look at every demented thing I've ever written like, "Why the FUCK haven't I published this yet!?"

LMAO, wow. 

But anyway...

Sounds like a great story nevertheless and JUST TONIGHT I found out that Netflix actually HAS THIS SHOW!

Awww shit!

IT'S ONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!



https://www.netflix.com/title/80211991

Season 1 - Episode 1 - "Pilot"

So the main guy Penn Badgley is a Scorpio... that means he should be able to play this obsessive character pretty damn well. We'll see what I think.

0:16 uuuuhhhh, okay, I already kinda hate it TBH.

0:52 oh yeah, this is fuckin' trash.

0:58 that was... hardly a "murmur" but okaaay.

1:03 she's being waaaay too sexy with this guy anyway, it's all her fault.

1:05 okay well nobody fucking asked you bro.

1:09 dude this guy reminds me of somebody.

1:31 oh my God this is sooooo fucking pretentious... hatred, happening.

1:50 dude honestly, sometimes I can't even understand what the fuck they're saying.

I mean... there is NOOOOOOOO organic flow to this dialogue whatsofuckingEVERRRRR.

2:04 like he wouldn't notice them BOTH fucking staring at him... this is so dumb.

It's like... playing up the snobby bookworm stereotype SOOOOO hard.

It's honestly fucking sophomoric.

2:19 awwww, he's crazy! LOL. Maybe this show will do the thing where the guy's perception of reality and what the chick is even doing is totally warped... kinda like those scenes from Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.

3:33 awww, my God. This guy is SOOOO crazy. LMAO oh my God, wow. Ahahahahaha.

His craziness is gonna be like the only thing that really makes this any good.

3:36 they were assholes huh? Looks like you carried on the tradition!

3:56 come on she obviously wants to bang... that's the bottom line.

4:00 see that guy is right, she was totally into him, wanted it bad. This furry fat guy is way more likable than the crazy dude.

5:55 awe, Joe is nice though, when it has nothing to do with chicks. This kid's mom is such a loud obnoxious bitch!

6:35 I'm pretty damn crazy and I've never carried on a one-sided convo with my love interest in my head. I gotta say.

7:40 see this is why you shouldn't use your real name across social media LMAO! I feel so good seeing this and knowing no one can do this to me on any level... I am so far ahead of everyone else in every way.

8:42 roflmfaoloroflmfaololol. Worrrrrrrrd.

9:17 fuckin' NOBODY would do this, LMAO. Nobody ever. I mean that's why it's fiction, that's why it's entertainment, but still... just so unrealistic.

9:50 he's really not bad looking TBH, too thin, but other than that he's not bad.

10:00 "Professor Obvious"... wow, what an obvious reference about me. Ahahaha. Right though?!

12:02 shit I might be dating this girl if I was chicka! What's her name? Beck?

13:19 uh oh, somebody's come to stick their dick in Beck!

13:52 dude everybody in this show is kind of a shit actor. And this guy is way too much of a loser to be a believable part of this chick's life.

14:30 this dude is gross.

14:53 "Oh there's three of them!" ROFL. I knew the only good part of this show would be how crazy this guy is.

15:58 I totally would NOT be having unprotected sex with that guy... fuckin' yikes.

Is Joe gonna start killing people at some point?? That would be really great.

18:03 looked like that pillow had the other guy's cum all over! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was this a show and not a movie?? I don't get it. 50 Shades was like 3 movies.

18:32 ROFL. He was just wanking and now he's helping this lady with her luggage.

19:57 dude this is like... the longest fricken episode ever. It feels like I've been watching this shit for an hour and I'm only like halfway through it. OMG, NOT EVEN halfway through it.

Honestly wondering what in the fuck they made 2 seasons out of (so far!?) with this show. I can't even imagine what the rest of the episode is about, let alone 2 seasons worth of episodes.

21:40 this is pretty well done though, good work with the scenes.

22:10 it makes you like Joe though, how he's trying to be a good influence on this kid because he knows his mom is a retard and the kid has no good male figures in his life.

23:39 what's he about to do?! LOL! I'm almost mildly interested!?

24:30 LOL he's in her apartment, that's so hot!

24:55 sounds like a sweet deal to me.

26:32 facepalm... this bitch is dumb. This is why going to school is a waste of time. I'd rather fuck the professor guy than the druggie dude though LMAO!

27:57 OMG is he REALLY in her SHOWER?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!?!

28:26 ugh this crying scene... God, I really don't like this chick. I really don't.

She should just be a stripper.

And the man of her dreams is in the shower this whole time too.

32:00 dude I like this heckler guy ROFLMFAOOO. Ahahahahahaha. I meeean. I'd get off the stage and go right over there and sexually assault him.

32:11 LOL I love the fact that he just straight up left.

33:58 I recommend to anyone out there... do NOT read the book first. ROFL. This is a good scene though. Hopefully she's so drunk she won't recognize him. What a great guy, he's so smooth too... he IS really good.

34:17 part of me wishes she had just gotten hit by the train TBH.

35:55 Joe is great but I pretty much hate the chick.

39:21 beckinreallife@gmail.com ... fucking REALLY?? I hope whoever made this show really does have control over that email address, LMAO.

39:55 LOL he stole her phone, I love that!

42:48 oh if it depends on this druggie looking guy, it's totally gonna fail. Bad choice bro!

44:30 HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So he DOES start killin' people!!! FUCK yeah!!! I'm lovin' this show now!!!

Niiiice. Now the plot has a future!

46:08 pft she would have gotten another phone by now, get real.

Good pilot, but even with the promise of murder... I can hardly imagine what the rest will be about.

Season 1 - Episode 2 - "The Last Nice Guy In New York"

Again at the beginning recap on Netflix shows, like... this better not fuck up my timestamps.

I hope he doesn't keep this guy captive for too long... it'll get boring.

I was disappointed he hadn't already killed him.

1:49 how about this bitch learns to sew?? Can't cook, can't sew, can't do a fucking thing.

2:10 LMFAO that she would put that gorgeous new phone into that FUCKINGGG HIDEOUS case.

2:24 this chick is so lucky a dude likes her this much!

3:25 yeah I mean, about the basement... ummm, what, nobody besides Joe can possibly go down there?? Riiight.

4:21 ew, this guy bled on the rug.

4:52 lmfao omg this guy is SOOOOO psycho, I love it! He's literally scrolling through this dude's Instagram while he's screaming and beating on the walls. ROFL!!!

11:50 hmmmmm, I'm starting to get suspicious about this box. Maybe Joe was totally abused as a kid and kept in there.

15:28 she would ABSOLUTELY notice him following her at some point. Hollyweird NEVER acknowledges that humans are psychic.

15:50 it's MUCH easier said than done.

17:15 my guess is professor guy's gonna get dealt with.

20:15 she's totally friendzoning you bro.

22:12 wow, that shot of his face was great... this show is sort of getting better.

25:29 cage guy is right... totally friendzoned.

27:42 he's definitely the best and most likable actor on the show.

28:32 WTF so that guy is not his dad?

32:51 so he totally killed his ex.

38:17 ooo, this is intriguing.

44:08 wow.

Season 1 - Episode 3 - "Maybe"

3:00 I love how quirky and endearing they make the whole "getting rid of the body" thingy.

8:53 I can't believe what a cuck Joe is being.

11:35 school is like the antithesis of creativity.

13:57 roflmao.

14:26 this guy is honestly pretty attractive.

17:10 LOL, honestly this is great.

17:50 it's really pretty grizzly though.

19:20 awww, he's helping her set up a bed she's gonna fuck other dudes on! How great of him!

28:00 LOL I honestly love this guy. He's actually totally great.

31:33 I am so rooting for this dude to NEVER get caught.

36:40 well that got creepy.

37:17 LOL man oh man, I hope he cleaned that place well.

41:22 I mean, I'm sorry but I'm not all that excited to ride that slide knowing how many other dudes have been up in it... just saying.

Season 1 - Episode 4 - "The Captain"

2:20 lmao what is the Captain, her sugardaddy or something?? God this whole promiscuity thing is sooo depressing.

4:40 hell yes he's worth it, you stupid bitch.

7:45 I hate her inner dialogue.

8:18 LMFAO the Captain. My God this is weird.

TWO DAYS?!?!?!?!?!? That would suuuuuck. She better be getting paid GOOD fucking money for this.

8:53 thank God we're back to hearing his perspective again... I can't stand her, she's totally annoying.

10:40 I love the fact that he's watching... that's so hot.

12:20 oh come on he's not THAT old.

13:08 he's pretty hot honestly.

17:00 why the fuck would she lie about his death, why the secrecy?? This is weird. It's really not that intriguing either.

18:40 there's no way that woman could possibly be pregnant, that woman is way too old.

21:40 I truly believe he can play this off.

22:12 oh great, he fucked it all up.

26:28 this is honestly a great love story.

28:44 I liked the sugardaddy narrative better.

29:45 dude this bitch is so annoying.

31:20 she's way too hard on her dad... typical cunt.

32:55 she kind of is a terrible writer.

33:40 I hate how much of a spoiled fucking cunt she is and how she doesn't even reply to her dad or say she loves him... what a stupid bitch.

35:36 LMFAO his apartment is full of all her stolen shit, see THIS IS WHAT makes the show enjoyable... without these quirks it would be total garbage.

38:32 I honestly hate this chick.

40:17 roflmfao @ him fishing for her stolen phone so he can read what she's saying... LOL. The only good part about this show.

40:46 I have a confession to make though, I kiiinda love Peach. LMAO. I kiiinda do.

But. If he kills her, I forgive him.

Season 1 - Episode 5 - "Living With The Enemy"

1:10 why doesn't she have a pillow?

1:55 this guy is the best boyfriend ever!

11:08 LOL now he's stalking Peach.

15:00 he speaks from experience.

18:20 everybody needs a bitch like Peach in their life.

24:58 this show does use feminazi jargon now and then... I think they're required to though. Yeah it's sheer disease, but it hasn't offended me to the point of no return yet.

25:46 this chick is prettymuch totally unlikable. Will there ever be a point in time when there's someone else who is the object of his attention??

Can this be like a Butterfly Collector type deal where he gets a new bitch at the end of the movie, only the movie doesn't end??

27:30 I kinda love this plot twist with Peach being obsessed with Beck. Even though Peach is so much more damn likable than Beck.

29:49 hey lmao, I completely agree with this literary agent guy... thanks for saying what the audience is screaming at this spoiled, pretentious fucking bitch.

32:17 okay well she's being too hard on Peach.

Hmmm... I'm starting to feel like I MIGHT actually get sorta mad if he does kill Peach.

33:58 LOL this guy is so good.

35:28 uhhhh, 911 is a thing. Just saying.

According to IMDb, Peach is only in 6 episodes. That's gay.

I'll miss Peach and actually the show might not even be worth watching without her.

39:30 TBH I approve of a lesbian romance between Peach and Beck.

40:49 oh great... there goes the show's best character.

His reasoning afterward is actually pretty interesting and I'm not immediately hating him.

43:50 yeah... he definitely had it coming.

Season 1 - Episode 6 - "Amour Fou"

1:08 OMG, Peach is alive???

If she's alive then why is she not on the show anymore after this??

2:54 "Most people are stalked by someone they know"... OMG that's so boring.

4:10 ROFLMAOOOO dude I fucking LOOOOOOVE Peach. What the fuck will this show be without her?? Ew.

5:30 honestly I think Peach should have just totally won.

9:49 LOL this guy's really getting the shit end of the karmic stick lately huh?!

10:27 oh wow, now we get to meet Candace! I like it!

17:45 dude this show is crazy.

19:50 come on, this is awesome dude, let Peach live!

23:00 man this guy is losin' it.

24:20 fuck yeah I'd go to Paris with Peach. You better fuckin' believe it.

I feel like nobody is rooting for Joe right now.

25:32 OMG, MDMA! Somebody knows how to have a good time!

26:55 man you know what, I really think Joe just needs to get lost... this should become the Peach and Beck show.

27:25 omfg lmfao, they're BOTH gonna stroke her hair!? Bahahahaha this shit is off the fucking chain. I'm living for it.

But TBH it's hard to believe they both even like her that much, because in my opinion, she's one obnoxious bitch.

29:00 LMFAO @ "Run" bahahahahaha fuck no she doesn't wanna run... and nobody wants her to, sorry Joe, you're alone in this.

29:31 it's so fucked up that he's under the bed during all this, it's just... FUCKING insane. It's unbelievable. It's like a weird, bad trip. It's almost sort of metaphorical at this point.

33:07 LMAO I so want to be friends with Peach.

35:40 OMG, Peach... KILL THAT FUCKIN' GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

38:00 if it were up to me I'd have him caught right now and end the show.

39:00 LOL she just SHOT HIS ASS, how's he gonna explain that one?!?!?!?!?!?

Man fuck this guy!

Tsk... fuck him.

He left a jar of piss on the shelf at Peach's house...

Looked like homeboy was dehydrated AF.

IMO they better have a good reason for making this a show instead of just making it a movie.

What could there possibly be left of the plot??

It's not always okay to kill the most likable characters and expect things to continue being good.

One thing I think is interesting is the attention to detail re: the social media that is shown...

Their IG pages, Google search pages, etc.

They took a bunch of pictures of these actors and actresses for the purpose of this show and I only saw one picture that looked blatantly photoshopped. The rest of them looked real.

Not that it would be hard to dress 'em up in a bunch of different outfits and put them in a bunch of different settings.

But it just demonstrates the fact that you'd have to watch these shows frame by frame to really see all the shit they cram in there... nobody has time for that, but that's what it would take.

Is watching stuff a colossal waste of time/life? For sure.

Am I glad I decided to watch this? For sure.

Is it fucking stupid? God yes.

Would I recommend watching it? So far? God yes.

(12-30-2019, 04:52 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]38:00 if it were up to me I'd have him caught right now and end the show.

END THE SHOW and start the Peach/Beck spin-off alternate ending where they move to Paris, become open lesbians and live the high life partying.

Maybe they could even stalk dudes together for revenge against men due to the trauma from everything Joe did to them/their friends.

Yaaaaas.

That would have been baller...

But, alas.

You know what, they should just do it anyway...

"You: What Could Have Been"

Season 1 - Episode 7 - "Everythingship"

LOL @ the title of this episode... gah it sounds so stupid and young adult romance/suspense novel-esque.

1:45 why are they showing him talking to the camera??

So it seems like now this thing is starting to form where he gets off on killing people she loves and then comforting her through the grief, ROFL this is so savage.

2:07 uh oh... it's over. For sure. Relationships never (ever) recover from that. Please tell me he just kills Beck and moves onto somebody else before long... so bored of this chick.

2:10 did she say "falafel"??

2:35 oh this therapist dude is HOT HOT.

Oh. It's John Stamos. LOL. No wonder. I thought he looked familiar!

3:47 I mean let's be honest, Joe is hot though. Joe is attractive.

5:40 I don't know why any of her uppity friends were ever acting like what Joe does isn't impressive... he pretty much owns that book store.

5:50 Beck IS cute... but fall in love with her?? Not really.

5:56 LMFAOOOOO the therapist dude is a badass, he's literally getting high while they talk ROFLMFAOOO!!!1

6:18 this guy may very well figure out what Joe's been up to.

7:05 so this Instagram account they show is real... https://www.instagram.com/beckdeltest/ But it doesn't belong to the show's people. Why would they use an account they don't control? I mean maybe it IS controlled by them, but there's no indication of that. Looks like somebody just snagged the account name after the show or something. WTF??

8:55 "Until they weren't" roflmfaololol I love the look on Joe's face sometimes.

10:07 furry fat dude is right, deal with it.

11:31 LOL wow... this chick is spoiled as fuck. Not that in a lot of scenarios that wouldn't be fine, but in this one, I dunno I just feel like she should be barefoot and pregnant. And in the kitchen.

12:00 good ol' Peach, even fucking things up for this asshole in the afterlife, you go girl!

13:55 what did she actually cook something?? I'll be shocked. Oh, nope. Of course not. It's fast food. Wow I fucking despise what they're trying to make women into with these fucking disease laden shows and movies.

It's honestly horrible.

15:23 lmao if she only knew what had gone on in that room, wow just wow. I love the way he looks at her, LOL, this guy is great in this role. Like I said, Scorpio... perfect for it.

18:52 LOL oh God, here we go.

19:40 that lady's pretty foxy.

21:19 is this a man or a woman??

22:04 well he's right she was being totally inconsiderate by being late. And just look at her bitch face when he turns around... man fuck this chick, I think it's time Joe found a new object.

22:20 I seriously hate this bitch. I'm sure they're trying to make the audience feel this way about her.

23:30 he's not being unreasonable at all. If the shoe was on the other foot and it was him who had stood her up, it'd be an unforgivable sin. Fuck this stupid, tired, boring as fuck bitch... get a new one, dammit, get a fucking new one. I've never liked this stupid little bitch.

PLEASE tell me that's what happens, PLEASE tell me he gets a new chick.

Please.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7335184/fullcredits

According to IMDb this Beck individual is in 11 episodes and there have been 20 episodes with Joe in them.

And the Candace character is in 14 episodes, the story between them from what we've seen so far is way more intriguing.

24:05 fuck this chick she is such a fucking bitchass cunt.

24:44 wow and she just walks out on ALL those people... I would NOT want to be associated with her whatsoever. He needs to have some dignity and dump her sorry ass. And maybe kill her too, I mean she'd be the least likable character to get killed so far, shrug.

25:42 the Joe actor is capable of such excellent "eye language"... he is very, very talented at playing this specific role.

26:20 I'd slam the door in her face so fucking hard, the mere sound and the rush of air alone would make her cry.

She's such a fuckup.

26:52 why are they watching this black and white movie AGAIN?? What IS that movie?? Looks like Katharine Hepburn. No idea though, can't find anything about it on Google. I think this scene is speaking about the tiredness and boredom in relationships after you've done the same shit together so many times. Not that (in my opinion) it should be such a problem... it's only an issue if the two people aren't very compatible.

Okay I tracked down the movie... it's The Philadelphia Story (1940) So the relevance to the "You" story in this instance is that both plots involve somebody thinking somebody is cheating. So there's the tie-in.

28:00 oh man. She's so busted. But then again it could be innocent, who knows. Probably not though, she is a total slut after all.

30:45 fucking finally. So the only question now is... will he kill the bitch?? That'd be great but honestly, I don't know if that's even worth bothering with.

34:54 okay bitch bye.

36:40 sick of this bitch's fuckin' face, I'll be so damn glad when the story moves along from her.

38:20 maybe he'll feel better after he kills her.

39:38 TBH I kinda ship these two. But I just hope he can let it only be a lay and not get all weird. I'm sure he can.

40:51 see this story with the Candace chick is way, way better than any of the Beck bullshit. The only good thing about Beck's part of the story was Peach.

Season 1 - Episode 8 - "You Got Me, Babe"

3:40 how did I never notice that Blythe is a man before?? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hari_Nef

5:40 the whole timed therapy session thing... gotta say, it's a very archaic format.

6:40 LMAO this show is horrible. Honestly.

When did this whole obsessive psycho dude thing become so popularized?? Did it really start with 50 Shades?? I dunno.

I mean it's playing on nature... yes, women do want men who will go to any lengths necessary, it's true. But this whole psychotic, abusive killer thingy is a touch too far. Well it's... a perversion, really.

7:46 "That's just not something you would have done if she were alive" ROFL.

10:54 agh, my God. Why'd they have to use the foxy chick as filler/rebound from this STUPID Beck bitch?? Can we just bury the Beck issue for good and move past her AND the foxy lady then?? How about that?? This is honestly pathetic.

12:08 I seriously hate this bitch.

15:56 John Stamos is great in this role.

18:42 all these movies/shows have the same kinda music too.

24:00 OMG... wow, that's a nice touch, the ghost thing. Very nice!

26:17 God I can't wait til he kills this bitch.

28:11 LOL ew gross, now it's gonna be all sliding down her leg and shit.

32:00 foxy lady deserves a lot better than this... murderous psycho. Gotta say. She deserves much better.

34:12 I hate this bitch so much. Soooooooo much. I seriously cannot take much more of her... I cannot.

35:23 lmfao you know what?? He's literally a fucking murderer, but you're right... he does deserve better.

37:30 well I guess it's best he didn't take up too much of her time, since it WILL come out about what he's done someday. She was much too good for him... hopefully he will never think about her again.

38:56 lmfao this Joe tool is gonna run over to Beck's and catch her fucking some random guy or something, so pathetic.

39:20 rofl he broke the window, that's hilarious.

40:28 this guy needs to gain at least 30 pounds but other than that he's not bad.

42:33 welcome to life kiddo. LOL... =\

43:20 intriguing... this foxy lady has been one of the other only good parts of the show, really. The actress's name is Natalie Paul... https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2251717

Season 1 - Episode 9 - "Candace"

2:20 honestly, the real nightmare is that he's with Beck again.

5:00 their pathetic relationship is already starting to get tired again, imagine that.

Every time you break up and get back together, the tolerance is lower and lower.

6:45 see, again, Candace is much more interesting than Beck... immediately so much better.

7:02 second Wuthering Heights reference.

Here is the Candace character's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stonecoldcandace/ Another private account.

So how did this gaggle of obnoxious bitches find her IG anyways?? Get real.

8:00 ummm, damn, who is this hotass dude watching in the corner?!?

12:08 he got Candace a first edition Wuthering Heights for Christmas. Candace is so much more likable and hot than Beck.

13:00 but it wasn't actually her brother... he was some other dude.

13:34 whatever, at least she's honest.

16:43 uh oh LOL. I think Beck is starting to get suspicious.

17:48 this is actually almost starting to get good.

18:20 this guy is being way way nicer than he even has to be about it.

18:50 if he was smart, he'd have stood up and gotten well away from the edge from the beginning though.

22:40 gotta say, the story is getting good... this is the best it's been so far, story-wise.

24:30 here's the second Candace Instagram account... https://www.instagram.com/candace_compani/

That's the only one that has a legit picture and a bio.

All the pics they're showing here are very clearly photoshopped. Hmmm, wonder where they're gonna go with this.

26:20 oh wow this is kinda amazing! I like this old mentor guy... I mean he's terrible and abusive, God only knows what he did to Joe but. Yeah, I don't dislike the guy.

31:16 lmfao told ya she'd be fucking a ton of other dudes on that bed. LMAO! Whatever man, this therapist guy is waaay less nasty than 90% of the other dudes she's been with. Why can't you just be cool about it?? You got with a slut... don't act all surprised when she acts like a slut.

31:57 damn straight it is... get that stupid bitch!

35:13 please just kill the bitch and end this.

37:45 ooohhh shit. She's about to find Joe's hiding spot. Ah shit.

39:48 bahahahahahahahahahah omg this is awwwwweeeeessssoooommmmmmmeeeeeeee.

40:10 ahahahahahahaha oh fuck, what a nightmare!!! Bahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

40:25 ahahahaha oh great going, you stupid fucking slut. Good thing the whole audience wants to see you get dealt with anyway... good riddance. We simply can't wait.

41:57 agh, oh my God. Lmao! Ahahaha wowwwww.

WOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Oh my God.

Bwahahahahahahaha. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS.

I'm so glad this moment is finally here.

Almost.

43:30 you never ask a dude that question unless you're really ready to deal with the consequences.

44:20 well I guess all Beck's whoring around finally caught up with her huh!

Season 1 - Episode 10 - "Bluebeard's Castle"

3:31 "Temporarily" rofl.

7:32 lol oh man, THIS IS KIND OF A LOT! Rofl.

7:40 she should act like she understands and loves him anyway. LOL but then again, that didn't work in The Collector.

8:56 way to make a guy feel outcasted there Beck. Great job hon. This is definitely gonna save your life. (((Sarcasm)))

10:12 ah come on, he's such a nice guy!

10:50 how can you not like him!?

12:25 wow... a stupid bitch til the end.

13:10 Joe guy is a good actor, better than mostly everyone else on the show.

15:30 this hotass PI dude... he might be Joe's undoing.

20:44 on some real shit, it's for the best that Joe puts this chick out of her misery... she's honestly horrible.

22:33 "Didn't you ask for it?" Can you IMAGINE reading this melodramatic tripe and she ACTUALLY repeats that SAME LINE, THREEEEEEE fucking TIMEEEEEEESSSSSS?

LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agh. My God.

I'm telling you...

It's a good thing there are any actors good enough to carry this story.

22:35 mhm see, this is right out of The Collector where she finally decides to try and be close with him and then he totally turns on her.

25:25... this PI is fine as hell. I swear I know this guy... like ACTUALLY know him.

25:47 OMG the piss jar.

28:50 he feels nothing for her anymore at all. This is so typical.

32:50 that's probably the only person he's ever killed who legit had it coming.

34:00 Joe is such a great dude!

38:20 she's actually done pretty well at it this time.

39:19 wow... so she's actually got the upper hand. Wonder how she's gonna royally fuck this up??

40:35 awe, she's totally wrong about him!

41:46 LMAO oh shit, OMG. Ahahahahaha.

LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL. Fuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha.

44:20 a lot of people have said that Beck could still be alive because it didn't actually show him killing her. But I don't think she's alive, I think we're shut of her. Thank God.

46:00 that Paco kid is a pretty loose end though. He knows way too much and there's no way that can't come back to haunt.

How many seasons is this show gonna go on??

It's actually a pretty good show.

47:58 see, it's literally exactly like The Collector (1965). Which is fine, I mean... I guess this show is the 21st century answer to the rest of Freddie's life.

Am I glad the story went the direction I was hoping it would? Sure.

Is it a ripoff though? Yeah.

Am I gonna watch more? Fuck yeah.

OMG... it's Candace.

Season 2 - Episode 1 - "A Fresh Start"

Sooo... apparently according to the synopsis, Joe's name is now "Will". Ummm, yeah, not gonna be calling him that. Ahahaha!

Ah man... I got a feeling season 2 might be less than great. Hopefully I'm wrong.

6:15 LOL he really is so lovable though. He really is.

8:05 LOL Candace is great.

9:45 so this is Ellie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ellieyeballs/ Look at that bio though! It's very interesting, all the social media tie-ins. Really does age shows/movies when they do this though... really dates them. It's generally a terrible idea.

13:28 oh God... *rolls eyes*

13:44 this chick IS immediately more likable than Beck was, BUT.

14:10 okay well I like her. She's... no Peach. But I like her ;)

20:10 he totally had me going, I thought that shit was real.

22:32 Candace is starting to be more likable than Joe.

23:50... almost.

24:22 lol this lady has the perfect DMV worker face.

25:04 agh, fucking social justice warrior... I take it back, I don't like her.

25:42 she's really not insanely attractive TBH... and honestly, she almost seems even less likable than Beck now.

30:00 yeeeah... season 2, not great so far.

32:33 "Mommy's gonna go jerk off a few random dudes behind the dumpsters for some quick cash!"

32:40 is she literally gonna abandon this kid right now??

33:25 ah well, at least she's not vegan.

36:50 really losing my interest.

39:00 so far it's truly... underwhelming.

39:30 yeah, I mean I gotta hand it to her, at least she can cook.

41:00 she's pretty but I don't find her attractive.

44:04 who the fuck was that on the phone screen? I didn't recognize him.

So far not at all impressed with the first episode of season 2 and really must say there is nothing that makes me care about this story.

45:30 he's got the glass cage in a storage unit?? Fucking really?? That's not even secure. Don't multiple people have keys to those storage units anyways?? It's ANYTHING but secure.

46:08 I can't believe he was keeping it a secret that he had been stalking Love all along... wow, with the book at the interview and everything though, it all makes sense now.

Hmmm... could the story get more intriguing?? I guess so. I don't hold out a huge amount of hope for it, but I guess it is possible.

So apparently it's a three book series...

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1476785635/

The second book is "Hidden Bodies" and apparently there's a third book on the way...

This show might not be going away anytime soon.

Could be a "Dexter" kinda situation.

Which, BTW, I never watched Dexter.

I mean, good for Caroline Kepnes... she's definitely rich as fuck at this point.