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Turns out I've been cutting them wrong all these years?!

OMG!!!

I had an ingrown toenail once I almost died from blood poisoning sepsis.
Cut em proper.

I am growing my fingernails out so when i stroke a lady she can pretend i am one too.

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don't be growin no foot talons now

lmfaolol

Listen, it's gotta be this way.

no <_<

lol

Yeah. You don't understand.

I'm trying to protect you right now, just go with it.

These toenails are gonna be long and unpainted baby!

(02-22-2020, 10:01 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]These toenails are gonna be long and unpainted baby!

Just make sure you cut them straight, if they go into the side you can actually die from it.
Think of Bob Marley he died from cancer from an old toe injury playing soccer.
We need alive MO's not dead MO's.

That's what I'm saying dude, somehow somewhere along the line, something went wrong and now ya girl's having to grow out the toenails to a considerable length to correct it.

I was unaware that you weren't supposed to slope them on the sides. And maybe it would have been totally fine, but... alas, here we are and I'm gonna have to correct the issue.

It's not a bad ingrown dealio like you see in pictures and shit, some people's get super fucked up, I dunno how people live like that. This is hardly even noticeable and there's already no way I could persist on with my everyday life with even the very beginnings of an ingrown toenail.

The shit is crazy. I am gonna transform these fuckers though... it just takes forever for them to grow out. This will take months.

I mean they look fine for the most part, it's just one of them started to go ingrown, and I was like wow WTF is going on here??

Then I started looking into it and I found out I've been shaping them wrong all these years and it all makes sense now.

It actually makes me feel dumb as fuck that I didn't realize I was doing it wrong sooner.

Dude I reckon they will look fuckin awesome, just do it properly.

And check it out...

I ran across this chick's channel on my search...



I'd have to file down that edge after cutting them though, just straight across but take the sharpness off it...

That's one of my extreme pet peeves and TBH I fuckinggggg hate HATE hate hate the feeling of long toenails...

But this ingrown shit ain't worth dealing with and I'm fucking done.

If I was into feet I would fuck that chick's feet, that's all I'm saying.

I had long fingernails a while back too but I cut that shit off because it pissed me off one day.

I can't be bothered with that...

I do too much house work with the hands and long nails are fucking stupid when you do that.

They look cool but 100% not worth it at all, though I wouldn't call them "short" as they are even now.

They're sorta short-medium.

In normal natural nail terms, not that retarded fake nail shit you see all these bitches frontin' with, LOL! The LIEEEES.

Talking about my toenails in depth is worse than that time I admitted to watching 50 Shades of Grey.

Never been a foot fetish man myself but each to their own.
Would be good to see them though long if ya can do it.

I've turned over a new leaf man, this year is all about self-care, it's on.