When I just clicked on a YouTube video, I noticed the time was 4:44.
When the video loaded it had 444 likes.
Milk chocolate is dehydrated chocolate milk.
Chocolate milk is watered down milk chocolate.
LOL.
"America has fallen... and it can't get up!"
"Oddjob" is really "Goldfinger". "Auric Goldfinger" is just a frontman.
Also, the chubby kid from "Willy Wonka" was probably based on "Auric Goldfinger".
"Fortune" favours the "unfortunate".
"Burlap" is "Pal Rub" spelled backwards.
15:00 - Fannie, you should get a walking pad/walk mill. You can walk on it while you're watching movies or on the internet.
Everytime you say "ladies", "L.A. Dies".
"Humans Forget." "Gods Remember."
The "B.C." in 2000 BC is really "Butter Cookie".
Those Heinz tomato ketchup packets are the best thing ever.
Just the right amount of ketchup and can stay at ambient temperature.
I'm being drawn to the colour red lately.
Also, ketchup tastes really good to me lately.
How old was your mom when you were born?
You add her age to your age, plus ~9 months...
That's how long you've actually been on this planet, as an egg IN HER FRICKEN WOMB WHEN SHE WAS BORN WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! AND EVEN BEFORE THAT, WHEN SHE WAS IN THE WOMB IN YOUR FRICKEN GRANDMA YOU WERE AN EGG WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Don't stand up for a while because you really could pass out when this sinks in.
I'm SHOOOOOOOOOK YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEE-OHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmao. K I'm done, it's fine.
"Pita" Bread is really "Pain In The Ass" Bread.
Everyone has the same problems.
That's it.
Everybody. Same problems.