I wish mo would make that shit for us as we massage her boobies
Okay man that was a little far.
I'm not judging you, but...
A little far.
(03-29-2020, 02:46 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]house proud town mouse

I wash my nether regions obsessively all day...
Water, mild soap, and a nice collection of quick-dry washcloths.
It's not rocket science.
Quick-dry materials are the key though, you never (ever) want to use a standard washcloth for this kinda stuff.
You can't let heavy washcloths stay wet so they immediately have to be laundered.
They NEVER air-dry.
Fuck heavy washcloths, fuck big heavy towels.
If I can't wash it by hand and wring it out easily, I don't want it...
If it doesn't air-dry within an hour, I don't want it.
This shit is simple, and I have no fucking idea why people have been doing things the wrong way for so long.
Those big heavy bath towels are the dumbest shit ever...
Why would you need it? Are you an orca?
No one needs a massive towel like that.
If it was the end of the world and we had to wash laundry by hand, you're not gonna be using those dumbfuck towels.
You're gonna be using shit that is easy to handle and DRIES FAST.
People have been living the wrong way for a long time, and it's gotta stop.
Fucking ridiculous is what it is.
For realz though.
The thinner the material, the better.
Free yourselves.
I've taught you how to live...
Go forth and wash your asses.
(03-29-2020, 02:46 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]house proud town mouse
(03-29-2020, 10:29 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]
(03-29-2020, 11:37 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I wash my nether regions obsessively all day...
So that's your code word for jilling off, huh?

ROFL just what the fuck you tryin'a say, DICK!?