You should put a boulder in an isolated spot and poop behind it for privacy.
You can call it shit rock.
(03-29-2020, 01:03 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]when we're dropping a load.
Dropping a load would be busting a nut outdoors which is also great; however the term pinching a loaf works better.
Either way to word it...it really does take a load off.
Also you can get some anal microbiome action if it's close enough to the ground. We dudes have to
be careful our balls don't touch stuff...family jewels and all. Safety First!
I bet a snake biting an ass would be a great experience; I mean can you even imagine that?
Non-Venomous of course!
Is it true that Fast Food equals Slow Shit?
Yes, of course it does.
There is no fiber in fast food.
Basically if you eat fast food, you better drink about a gallon of water along with it.
This just occurred to me.
If you have open property or at a campsite, you should take dumps where people would likely hide to make it harder for them to sneak up on you.
Gonna keep it real, I've done that with pee but never with dook.
Think of them as landmines or booty traps.
(09-05-2024, 04:11 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: [ -> ]booty traps
roflmfaololol
