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And she's totally the devil. I'm not sure what to do with her.

Oh I bet you know exactly what to do with her...

Hit me up if you need a ball gag, furry handcuffs, or other assorted household items.

Oh my fucking damn, I am loving that name and AV.

FUCK yes.

But he won't need any of that shit, he'll just use his bare hands.

I've never done the old-man-pretending-to-be-a-hot-chick-online troll before. AI felt this is something I need to explore.

Sh! You're not supposed to admit it!?!

It's okay, we won't tell.

It's not like you didn't already know.

Wanna see my boobies?

Lol. Oh my.

(05-13-2020, 12:15 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Oh I bet you know exactly what to do with her...

I think I just did. I was thinking VERY much about her. Phew; glad that's out of my system. 
Total let down though. I didn't even get to smell her hair and spaghetti armpits.

I'll let you see them if you show me yours.

(05-13-2020, 01:16 PM)retrocausality Wrote: [ -> ]spaghetti armpits

When you've smelt one jar of Ragu, you've smelt them all.

(05-13-2020, 01:16 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]I'll let you see them if you show me yours.

You already blew your cover bro.

(05-13-2020, 01:16 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]I'll let you see them if you show me yours.

She actually smells like Prego because she wants me to get her prego. It's in the cards! wink wink @ "The Devil"

(05-13-2020, 01:18 PM)retrocausality Wrote: [ -> ]You already blew your cover bro.

Meh. I'm not trying to troll the regs. Waiting for some n00bs to come along.

(05-13-2020, 01:19 PM)retrocausality Wrote: [ -> ]She actually smells like Prego because she wants me to get her prego. It's in the cards! wink wink @ "The Devil"

Yeah, you wanna do it.

(05-13-2020, 01:09 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]Wanna see my boobies?

I think you actually are a chick pretending to be an old dude pretending to be a chick. Where's the tits?

Chicks don't actually go "Wanna see my boobies?"

Dudes pretending to be chicks do though.

We will help you hone this art...

It's okay, stick with us.