I gotta tell you...
I must have spent 35-45 minutes birthin' that butt baby...
And OF COURSE I was not trying to push it out the entire time, no.
I got up, I did jumping jacks, I drank a bunch of water, I paced back 'n forth...
It was a PROCESS.
Admittedly, I've been slacking on the fiber lately.
Well that ends now!
The trick is not to strain...
If you need to get up and take a break while you're trying to pinch that turd off, do it.
Sometimes that's what it takes.
Longest time I've ever spent trying to make a steamin' hot loaf of brown.
Drink milk instead of water.
Also, try eating peanut butter sandwiches regularly.
Thanks, Dickie, I appreciate your suggestions... I used to eat PB&J a lot but stopped several weeks ago.
(05-20-2020, 02:55 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]butt baby...
Ass candy!
So, was a politician or an attorney?
Just a lady dropping the kids off at the pool.
(05-20-2020, 09:12 AM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]Just a lady dropping the kids off at the pool.
A vagina does not a lady make....
Also I respectfully disagree. Those were "not children being dropped off at the pool."
They were obviously politicians and attorneys being created; hence the question.
Wouldn't you agree....?
If it were a gush of diarrhea, I wouldn't have the question of "attorney or politician."
I'd know that a "bomb ass" album just went platinum; probably billy ellish or something. Yes. I just said
That young lady's music is the equivalent of diarrhea. Props on her success though.
I think it might be the water. I done everythin dog darn'it to take a decent shit then I do then I don't.
Something going on and im getting to the bottom of it. I used to filter my water it did nothing. Now I might start it again reverse osmosis.
Never heard of Billy Ellish, which possibly says much about her talent.
(05-20-2020, 09:31 AM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]Never heard of Billy Ellish, which possibly says much about her talent.
She's a young girl (I think maybe 16ish?) anyway; I know about her because I have to hear
about someone I know that's about her age bitch about how he can't stand that all the kids
(females usually) think she's awesome. So, I checked out her music videos. She's just a kid and
following a tired but effective routine. No, not a lot of talent but it's all about marketing
and aesthetics these days more than ever.
She literally just speaks verses in a whisper; I'm not actually sure she can sing-she's never "sung"
in a song that I've heard (totally maybe 4?). '
Maybe that's her style. Sad but hey; I'm sure that's how generational mindsets work.
(05-20-2020, 02:55 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I gotta tell you...
I must have spent 35-45 minutes birthin' that butt baby...
And OF COURSE I was not trying to push it out the entire time, no.
I got up, I did jumping jacks, I drank a bunch of water, I paced back 'n forth...
It was a PROCESS.
Admittedly, I've been slacking on the fiber lately.
Well that ends now!
The trick is not to strain...
If you need to get up and take a break while you're trying to pinch that turd off, do it.
Sometimes that's what it takes.
It's cute when a pretty elegant, (verbally crude of course) super-feminine woman tries to "be one of the boys." You're adorable dude but seriously...
I think stress may be causing it if you ARE getting enough fiber. It can have serious effects on the GI system. i.e. "irritable bowel syndrome."
Be good to yourself woman. I need you "quite" healthy...
(05-20-2020, 09:31 AM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]Never heard of Billy Ellish, which possibly says much about her talent.
I agree with that. Even though I don't like you ya scum fucking pig bitch.
WTF is billeh who? I don't care about that.
to answer the question... about 45 minutes. That wasn't a good day.
(05-20-2020, 08:34 AM)Master Oblivious Wrote: [ -> ]So, was a politician or an attorney?
I'll have you know I shit out only the highest quality lawyers.
(05-20-2020, 12:50 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]I'll have you know I shit out only the highest quality lawyers.
Berg or Stein quality? Who knows; you could be doing the whole "man" quality.... LOL...
(05-20-2020, 10:48 AM)ELFUNGNINO Wrote: [ -> ]I agree with that. Even though I don't like you ya scum fucking pig bitch.
WTF is billeh who? I don't care about that.
Lol. dude you're classic.