Longest it's ever taken you to pinch a turd off?
#1
Moon 
I gotta tell you...

I must have spent 35-45 minutes birthin' that butt baby...

And OF COURSE I was not trying to push it out the entire time, no.

I got up, I did jumping jacks, I drank a bunch of water, I paced back 'n forth...

It was a PROCESS.

Admittedly, I've been slacking on the fiber lately.

Well that ends now!

The trick is not to strain...

If you need to get up and take a break while you're trying to pinch that turd off, do it.

Sometimes that's what it takes.
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#2
Longest time I've ever spent trying to make a steamin' hot loaf of brown.
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#3
Damn, yo.
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#4
Drink milk instead of water.

Also, try eating peanut butter sandwiches regularly.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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#5
Thanks, Dickie, I appreciate your suggestions... I used to eat PB&J a lot but stopped several weeks ago.
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#6
(05-20-2020, 02:55 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: butt baby...

Ass candy! Banana
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#7
So, was a politician or an attorney?
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#8
Just a lady dropping the kids off at the pool.
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#9
(05-20-2020, 09:12 AM)Devastatia Wrote: Just a lady dropping the kids off at the pool.


A vagina does not a lady make....


Also I respectfully disagree. Those were "not children being dropped off at the pool."


They were obviously politicians and attorneys being created; hence the question. 


Wouldn't you agree....?

If it were a gush of diarrhea, I wouldn't have the question of "attorney or politician."

I'd know that a "bomb ass" album just went platinum; probably billy ellish or something. Yes. I just said 
That young lady's music is the equivalent of diarrhea. Props on her success though.
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#10
Embarrassed 
I think it might be the water. I done everythin dog darn'it to take a decent shit then I do then I don't.
Something going on and im getting to the bottom of it. I used to filter my water it did nothing. Now I might start it again reverse osmosis.
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#11
Never heard of Billy Ellish, which possibly says much about her talent.
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#12
(05-20-2020, 09:31 AM)Devastatia Wrote: Never heard of Billy Ellish, which possibly says much about her talent.


She's a young girl (I think maybe 16ish?) anyway; I know about her because I have to hear
about someone I know that's about her age bitch about how he can't stand that all the kids
(females usually) think she's awesome. So, I checked out her music videos. She's just a kid and
following a tired but effective routine. No, not a lot of talent but it's all about marketing
and aesthetics these days more than ever. 

She literally just speaks verses in a whisper; I'm not actually sure she can sing-she's never "sung" 
in a song that I've heard (totally maybe 4?). '

Maybe that's her style. Sad but hey; I'm sure that's how generational mindsets work.
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#13
(05-20-2020, 02:55 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I gotta tell you...

I must have spent 35-45 minutes birthin' that butt baby...

And OF COURSE I was not trying to push it out the entire time, no.

I got up, I did jumping jacks, I drank a bunch of water, I paced back 'n forth...

It was a PROCESS.

Admittedly, I've been slacking on the fiber lately.

Well that ends now!

The trick is not to strain...

If you need to get up and take a break while you're trying to pinch that turd off, do it.

Sometimes that's what it takes.


It's cute when a pretty elegant, (verbally crude of course) super-feminine woman tries to "be one of the boys." You're adorable dude but seriously...
I think stress may be causing it if you ARE getting enough fiber. It can have serious effects on the GI system. i.e. "irritable bowel syndrome."


Be good to yourself woman. I need you "quite" healthy...
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#14
happyface 
(05-20-2020, 09:31 AM)Devastatia Wrote: Never heard of Billy Ellish, which possibly says much about her talent.
I agree with that. Even though I don't like you ya scum fucking pig bitch.
WTF is billeh who? I don't care about that.
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#15
to answer the question... about 45 minutes. That wasn't a good day.
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#16
Not nearly enough fiber, no. Tis my own fault.

Re: Eilish...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-9703.html
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#17
(05-20-2020, 12:31 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Re: Eilish...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-9703.html

Oh yeah, I remember that fread.
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#18
(05-20-2020, 08:34 AM)Master Oblivious Wrote: So, was a politician or an attorney?

I'll have you know I shit out only the highest quality lawyers.
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#19
(05-20-2020, 12:50 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I'll have you know I shit out only the highest quality lawyers.


Berg or Stein quality? Who knows; you could be doing the whole "man" quality.... LOL...
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#20
(05-20-2020, 10:48 AM)ELFUNGNINO Wrote: I agree with that. Even though I don't like you ya scum fucking pig bitch.
WTF is billeh who? I don't care about that.


Lol. dude you're classic.
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