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I'm like a bitch in heat and I need him to slip me some of that manmeat.

I'd like Alex to nail the shit out of me every morning before he heads out to the studio. He doesn't even have to wake me up first. Just grab that ass and lay it on me.

I want Alex to growl at me. God yes.
Oooooh Alex.
It's like on one hand I'm really horny for Alex and on the other hand...

I love him so much I want to cry.
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
Alex my precious.

I'll always treasure you in my heart.

YOU'RE FUCKING AMAZING.

I love you.
I bet sex with Alex Jones would be a damn near feral experience. I bet it would be like some Animal Planet shit. Only louder.

God he's such an authoritative person, like he just commands situations and it's so desirable and arousing.

I love you Alex. I want you. I don't know how else to say it! I'll keep on loving you.
I want Alex to crush and flatten me like a pancake.

And drizzle his syrup on top, gnomesayin'?
I want Alex to tackle me, smack me hard, and then spray a load in my ladylair.
I want Alex to flip me over, butter me up and slide his sausage in... okay I'm done.
For now.
Damn straight it's all about the girth.

ROFL OMG.

Phallusy, the Interdimensional Pussy Slayer.

You better get that NWO prison planet sperm frozen buddy, don't let a drop go to waste. You know how I feel about that shit...

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The mood is coming over me...


My love for Alex Jones must be expressed.
I just saw Alex Jones' custody press conference...

Amazing.

I love Alex Jones so much.

He's so amazing.

I love you, Alex Jones.
I can't believe his wife would divorce him...

And they had been together for a long time, pretty sure she was the woman in his video from when he went into Bohemian Grove.

Been together that long.

Just crazy she would go for a divorce.

I mean I haven't walked a mile in anybody else's shoes, but I really don't think I'd ever part ways with Alex if I was his wife and had been with him for that long.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ALEX JONES.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

I LOVE YOU ALEX JONES.
YOU ARE EVERYTHING TO ME ALEX.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE YOU.
I love you...

Sigh.

Such an amazing man.
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