Yup, it was invented as an elaborate trash management machine, they were looking for a way to get rid of trash and waste of all kinds!!!!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
YEAH I DONE TOLD
I DONE TOLD THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT I KNOW ABOUT THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER YO
COME AT ME
COME AT MEE
A likely cover story.
"Hey guise, give us billions to help the environment."
LETS LAUNCH THIS DISCARDED IKEA FURNITURE INTO A FUCKING BLACK HOOOOOLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEÈ
ALIENS IN SOME PARALLEL UNIVERSE START GETTING ALL KINDS OF TRASH MATERIALIZING OUT OF NOWHERE THINKING ITS FROM GOD
KETCHUP CONTAINERS ETC
BHAHAHAHA
THE CHAOS
HUMANITY LAUNCHES ITS TRASH INTO A BLACK HOLE AND IT ENDS UP COMING OUT THE OTHER SIDE
WE ARE EJECTING OUR TRASH THROUGH A BLACK HOLE AND TRASHING UP A PARALLEL UNIVERSE THAT HAS NO RECOURSE OF ACTION
CAUSING A DOMINO EFFECT OF DOOM AND FATE FOR US BECAUSE WE TRIED TO PUT OUR TRASH INTO ANOTHER UNIVERSE
Imaging Black Hole toilets.
They would probably call them Brown Holes.
Talk about being totally fixated on something.
Imagine the poop going into the black hole comes out in another dimension and forms another universe.
(06-02-2021, 01:27 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]ALIENS IN SOME PARALLEL UNIVERSE START GETTING ALL KINDS OF TRASH MATERIALIZING OUT OF NOWHERE THINKING ITS FROM GOD
That’s kind of the premise of The Gods Must Be Crazy.
I bet they have a secret dumpster somewhere on the CERN campus.
(06-02-2021, 07:19 PM)Atma Wrote: [ -> ]That’s kind of the premise of The Gods Must Be Crazy.
Right? I wonder if a cargo cult surrounding human refuse has taken hold in the Delta Quadrant.
(06-02-2021, 07:29 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]Right? I wonder if a cargo cult surrounding human refuse has taken hold in the Delta Quadrant.
Imagine the Greys selling Pez dispensers in curio shops.
(06-02-2021, 07:27 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]I bet they have a secret dumpster somewhere on the CERN campus.
"This... THING came through the portal, sir!"
*holds up gross black gooey gelatinous mass of tangled decaying biomatter*
