You need to be recorded for prosperity everytime you take a big shit.
There needs to be a bucket-sized chocolate ice cream called the Anaconda.
"Give Backside to the Earth".
"Give Butt to the Earth".
"Give Brown to the Ground".
We'll also be using peetrol instead of gasoline in the future.
Ridin' that chocolate slide!
I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your tits.
Russian doctors make the most realistic fake tits.
I'd like to shit you all about the quality of your wits.
(10-05-2021, 11:15 AM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]Wow!
That had to be the girthiest turd I've ever shat!
I can't believe it went down without a plunger.
Simply remarkable.
Yeah, those dumps are soo big and heavy they only need gravity to silde out your butt.
I be maykin a big turd for miss mo in my picnic basket
One for the record books this morning, folks, hot damn this toilet is a CHAMP!!!!!!!!
I mean it was glorious in every way.
That shit brightened my day.
Y'all ever had that happen?
Do you have any openings for a toilet attendant, Fannie?
Pics or it didn't happen.
I would never take a photo of my dook, but I hear you.
I listen to her sweet giggle
Her chestnut hair done up tight in a beret
She will present her case before the court dressed up in creamy glory
And all i wanna do is insert my dick
suck on her glorius nipples then ejaculate within the walls of justice
You need to do these daily dump news dumps regularly, Fannie.
