It's been five days, Fannie.
You need to give us the scoop on the poop.
I hope you're not constipated.
"Jack Shit" by Dark Dick.
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick.
Jack needs to take
a big ol' shit.
Jack looked high,
Jack looked low.
Jack found a spot
and let it go.
Maybe MO is busy with the aftermath of the tornados.
@ 7:33 taking a dump , I like this guy bought 400 cheap acres middle of nowhere built this little home
What's the property tax on 400 cheap acres?
"Jack and Jill: Mud Butt" by Dark Dick
Jack took Jill into the bush,
to take a big fat shit on her tush.
When they got far away from town,
Jill went ass up on the ground.
Jack squatted and opened his crown,
then the brown came tumbling down.
"Jack and Jill: Shit Tits" by Dark Dick
Jack took Jill into the pit,
to take a big ol' shit on her tits.
When they got into the hole,
Jill went tits up like filet of sole.
Jack straddled Jill and filled his chest,
then he dropped a big log between her breasts.
Jill must have pretty low self esteem to let Jack shit all over her like that.
(12-27-2021, 01:45 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]Besides being tasty and nutritious, it's hands down the best cure for constipation I've encountered.
For real.
I've never understood the compulsion to brag about one's shits before now, but after the gargantuan steamer I begat earlier today, I can see how some marvels of fecal composition are truly worth writing home about.
This must be what the fool who penned that famous Kelly Clarkson troll was talking about. It was impressive in both girth and length. It slid out so smooth and easy, I had no idea it was as big as it was until I looked down at the aftermath. I never imagined the human colon could gestate such a monstrosity. Surely a Guinness world record contender.
LOL. I actually launched an oumuamua this evening.
It's a beautiful feeling.
Remember to douche your anus when you're done...
Anal Douche could be a good name for a band.
Man I tell you what...
I really need to get some KY Jelly and start lubing up my ass for these "morning after rice & beans" shits!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn near got PTSD from takin' a shit!??!!!?!
(01-31-2022, 02:18 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]Man I tell you what...
I really need to get some KY Jelly and start lubing up my ass for these "morning after rice & beans" shits!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn near got PTSD from takin' a shit!??!!!?!
That's a good idea.
Give me some of that KY Jelly so I don't get sore from wanking off next to you.
~fap~fap~fap~fap~fap~
When I'm a ghost you can find me hanging out in and around women's restrooms.
I'll prefer the outdoor restrooms in parks and close to nature.
Are you gonna get weirded out by all the other pervy dude ghosts and butch dyke chick ghosts there though??
It might be like being in a seedy porn cinema.
Then again, ghosts don't take up space like we do.
We might be able to occupy the same space and not interact with each other, if we don't want too.
There might be lots of pervert ghosts waiting for you in you toilet every day, Fannie.
They might be drawn to the aura of big fat girl dumps.