(12-18-2018, 06:07 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]
OMFG he's ADORABLLLLEEEEEE.
7:46 OMG YAAAAAAS.
I LOOOOOOOVE this kid, oh my God.
He's fucking amazinggggg.
And look how great his hair is too.
It's sooooo nice.
He's got amazing eyebrows too, you guys know I have an eyebrow fetish...
http://www.sectual.com/thread-5491.html
He's got a wonderful smile too, even his teeth are adorable...
He really looks unique, yet vaguely familiar.
He's so special, OMG.
He's so smart too...
Liz Wheeler has a sort of widow's peak thing going too.
YAAAAAAS.
WIDOW'S PEAK THOUUUGH.
So hot, OMG I can't stand it.
You should totally join Liz in the hot tub. And post video.
(12-18-2018, 06:24 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]I hate getting in the hot tub with other people, ew!
It's Liz Wheeler though. I bet she's so clean it squeaks like a balloon when you slip a finger in there.
LOL, somebody in the comments asking how old Jake is.
He's actually an Aries Dog, don't ask me how I found out.
At least I'm pretty sure he is.
The Chinese zodiac Dog part of the equation, I wouldn't have guessed.
The Aries part is easier to believe because he says WTF he thinks.
To be honest, Jake Lloyd is probably the best reporter InfoWars has besides Alex himself.
I know that sounds like a lot...
But I sincerely believe it.
He really, truly is.
He's a little too young and boyish for me, I need a burly man like Alex
I know, he looks so super young.
Imagine how attractive he'll be in 20 years if he keeps going in this direction...
Dude on the real though...
Jake Lloyd needs to delete his Twitter account.
https://twitter.com/jacobclloyd
It's hard to believe it's his because it's so cringey and horribad.
Like...
I know basically everything I say and do is cringey and horribad, but I'm not trying to go for a career as a straight-laced, tight-assed, mega conservative, mega Christian reporter either.
Not that reporting for InfoWars is conventional or something...
I mean it's fringe.
But it's still professional.
And his weird Twitter posts don't help shit AT ALL.
How can he be so smart and well spoken in his videos and sound so...
Erm, DIFFERENT on Twitter?
I have a new fetish...
Dudes who turn me on talking about other dudes who also turn me on.
(02-13-2019, 10:48 AM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]
This vid killed my ladyboner for Jake Lloyd deader than a box of rusty nails... or Occasional-Cortex’s brain cells.
I had to update this thread/title/OP accordingly...
This approach permanently slaughtered my ladyboner for Jake Lloyd.
I dunno if they’re smoking crack over there at InfoWars these days or what but LMAO...
Ew.