He’s a cute 20-something up and coming in the alternative news reporting scene, and he does have talent.
Some of his mannerisms remind me of Alex.
I'd let him put it in my no-no hole!!!
Once!!!
*strokes body*
MmMmmMmmm...
Jake!
Of course I'd have to know his signs.
Come on Jakey baby, throw Mama Trixie a bone...
Chinese and Western, snap snap buddy.
(04-18-2018, 05:28 PM)Crille Wrote: [ -> ]Roflmao...
ROFLROFL.
Jake Lloyd and Trix Malone: Smells Like Sex.
InfoWars has THE hottest reporters...
With Alex Jones of course being the supreme alpha ruler.
Makes me filthy, filthy wet.
One thing that is undeniable is an appreciation for your enthusiasm!
LOL I just about pissed myself, this adorable little nut quirt...
I swear...
LMFAOOO.
Somebody in the comment section pointed it out...
He's like, "So I'm driving along, watching some videos and stuff'...
ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOL.
Ahahahaha.
Oh my God.
I can't even keep watching the rest of the video now because it's just...
It's just too much.
I like this lil Jake Lloyd fella, but holy hell...
That was just too damn fucking funny.
God...
I love this guy.
That story is obvious propaganda though.
There are a lot of those types of stories out there...
Like the stories about polyamorous family "units".
A solid 80% of them are completely made up.
You know what's weird?
InfoWars is basically a pun on Star Wars, and a kid actor named Jake Lloyd played Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999).
They are mocking all of us. Controlled opposition
I'm reeeally enjoying Jake's reporting lately...
OMFG he's ADORABLLLLEEEEEE.
Can you imagine being somebody as cute as Jake Lloyd.
What it would be like to actually BE that unbelievably adorable.
He's literally a perfect specimen.
He's one of those people you can see 'through the years'...
You can see what he'll look like as an older person.
He's just...
Agh, God. Perfect. Like I said.
