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Different phone, same problem.

Like I can type on it, that's not the problem...

It's just sooooooo greasy.
Has this pandemic taught you nothing..after rubbing one out..clean your hands

... Do you happen to be one of these glasses wearing people who always has dirty glasses.... I am always taking my olds mans off his head and cleaning them..... I just don't know how people can wear them like that....you need glasses for an impeded sight already...don't make it worse.....

My sunnies have to be clean or I get focused on the smudge mark...so annoying
You gotta use toilet paper to clean your glasses to a perfect streak/blur free clarity...

Unfortunately, with the pandemic and what not...

That toilet paper thingy, yeah. It's a problem.
So greasy.

How.

How the fuck does it get this way.
I blame chips! I used to eat a LOT of chips; all different types. Doritos. Fritos. Tostitos. Cheetos. So forth. And back then my phone was always greasy. Chips leave so much grease on your fingers. I've never used wetnaps, but I bet if I did, my phone would have been less greasy. I don't eat chips anymore, and my phone is not greasy.

However, for some reason my glasses are always kind of... not greasy but just kind of constantly in a state where they need to be wiped. And when I try and wipe them, it just seems to move the fog around instead of away. I blame the glasses in this case (no pun intended), because it started when I purchased this pair. Before these glasses, I would just need to clean the lenses like once a day, but now it's hourly.
I think this is lotion or something!!!

I clean the phone of all the grease every night before bed, and I guess I got lotion on it after that.

It's just straight nasty!!!

Bwahahahaha!!!
Then there was the one night when I decided to whip out this bottle of what I thought was rubbing alcohol and REALLY get that shit off!

Well...

Turns out it was a repurposed bottle (hoarded in 2020 when we all thought the world was gonna end) and it was actually ALMOND OIL.

Facepalm
Makes you wanna drop it in the toilet just to get it clean!!!

Banana
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